iNSaNiTY (Kid Icarus / Insane AU)

Tell Me More

"Morning sleepyhead."

I groaned and opened my eyes instantly seeing vivid blue orbs. I rubbed my face to get sleep off my eyes but I still felt sleepy. I rolled around and hid my face under the pillow.

"10 more minutes, please..."

"No! You promised to spend a day with me out!"

Pit poked my sides quickly making me jolt and laugh. Taking a breath I groaned again, I did promised him last night I was going to take him out. It was more like a distraction from his thoughts but then I figured it could be some sort of date as well... Maybe?

"Don't poke me like that, angel face." I sat up comfortably and took the covers off me. A chill went down my spine, it was cold in the room and I forgot I was not wearing a shirt. Oops.

"T-Then how about you don't call me that?!" I looked back to see Pit, his face was red. Oh boy. "Also, p-put a shirt on! Your back muscles are distracting me-"

I fully turned around and noticed he was shaking out of anger and embarrassment. I smirked and got the idea to joke around him for a bit.

"Aw, the little one is shivering. Do you need a warm hug?"

I opened my arms and smiled in triumph after noticing Pit was internally screaming. He quickly grabbed a pillow and threw it at my face and stomped out of the room.

"Come on and let's get ready so we have a full day together!"

-

"That was fun! We must go back again someday to make another one, Dark!"

Even though he was an adult now he still acted childish, but that makes me happy. We ended our tour through the mall by going in a store that made teddy bears. I did not catch the name of it because it is not my type of store. Pit made a teddy and called it Betsy, he even got clothes for it.

"Dark, I'm hungry..."

He held my arm tightly while jumping up and down.

"Can we go to a café? I want pancakes."

Damnit, Pit. Stop being so cute. Pit lead me to a café that he sometimes goes to eat breakfast. Never heard of it so I hope it is good.

-

"Table for two?"

A women emerged from the counter and startled both of us.

"Yes, miss."

"Please follow me, sweet peas~"

She sounded charming. After leading us to the table we sat down and she flipped over pages of a small notepad, holding a pen ready to take down our meals.

"What would you like, sweet peas?"

I saw Pit skip through some pages of a small menu he took from the side of the table. His eyes glimmered at something and he pointed to it, showing it to the woman as well.

"Ooh! Nice choice, those are my favorites~ Is it going to be the same for you, tiger?"

I quickly looked at Pit, who's look was a little upset but kept his cool.

"Yes, miss. For both, and two coffes along with it. Creamed."

"Alright, sweet peas they'll be ready in a moment~"

I saw her skip back to the counter in to a door that probably lead to the kitchen area or something. I turned my look back to Pit to only greet a look of disapproval.

"What?"

"Just because you're wearing leather doesn't mean she has the right to call you 'tiger.' I'm the one who can call you whatever name I want!"

He pouted and crossed his arms angrily. I blinked all confused until it sunk into my head and I chuckled.

"Someone's jealous, huh?~"

I shot a flirty look which made Pit flinch and almost slap my face out of place.

"Shut up."

I poked his nose and he whined, turning redder. Suddenly, the image of last night popped in my head. Curiosity overflew through my body about the kid Pit was freaking out about these past few days. I cleared my throat and spoke slow and softly.

"Hey, Pit?"

"Yeah?"

"You know... What happened last night. About that old friend of yours... I'd like to know more about him."

I saw Pit's shoulders get tense at my request, I felt regret but I needed to know...

"...He... His name is Divot. He was a close friend and... love interest back in school..."

I heard Pit's voice crack, making me hold his hand. He gripped back tightly and continued.

"People would confuse us quite often thinking we were twins when it was not. I had feelings for him and he did, too. He was the sweetest soul until he snapped completely forgetting me and everyone he knew and loved. Including me, my other classmates and that blue-haired woman - Pandora - we saw back at the mall, remember?"

I swallowed hard and my hands clenched hard my knuckles turned white. I felt sick for a second but tried to hide it.

"Y-Yes... I do remember her. I'm still sorry for the lose..."

"Don't mention it, Dark. Anyways-"

He was cut clean when the waitress arrived with two plates. That was quick. I saw her face shine and giggled like an 8 year old girl.

"So you two are love birds huh?~"

I looked at Pit and realised I was still holding his hand. Both of us blushed and quickly pulled our hands away. Apparently this move made the woman giggle even more.

"It's okay. You two are cute~ Here is your pancakes filled in with nutella, frosting and strawberry on top! I'll get the coffee now~"

I looked at Pit and he seemed happy once the plate was put in front of him. I did not want to break that smile to pieces so I did not make him continue with his story. The woman appeared again and put the coffees down. She clapped smiling at Pit and looked over to me to wink.

"Enjoy your meal, angel face and tiger~"

She walked away to attend a new costumer. I tried not to laugh at the fact she called Pit angel face and he was red once again. Snorts built in my throat and Pit shook his hand angrily.

"S-shut up idiot!"

He poked me with the fork.

(Author's Note: Sorry for not updating this week. School is being a pain in the ass and it's stressing me the fuck out to even think for a chapter.)