Viktor Nikiforov:
-I think we all know how this dude flirts lol.
-His specialty is dirty pick up lines.
-Anything to make you blush, he'll say it.
-"Is there a cellphone in your back pocket? Cause that ass is calling me."
-"I must be hunting treasure cause I'm digging your chest"
-Sometimes you like when he says these pick up lines.
-I mean?? It shows he loves your body right?
-But other times he does it in public.
-AT THE MOST INAPPROPRIATE TIMES.
-Like at a funeral or in the middle of a busy street.
-He even told you one at a skating event sometimes while Yuri and Yurio were listening.
-Viktor needs to freaking control himself I swear.
-(You low key love it tho)
Yuri Katsuki:
-Awkward child.
-Every time he tries a pick up line he fails.
-He even mixes some of them up sometimes.
-Or he literally can't finish the line out of embarrassment.
-"I'm no o-organ donor but I'd be h-happy to give you my h-he- UM I MEAN..."
-Honestly sometimes he says really cheesy pickup lines but he doesn't notice.
-It's basically the cutest thing ever.
-"You're so cute, it's distracting..."
-"I didn't really believe in love at first sight... until I met you...."
-"Your smile lit up the room... I just to come over"
-When he figures out what he says he apologizes a lot.
-Then freaking DASHES out of the room.
Yuri(o) Plisetsky:
-He's not the type for pick up lines really.
-He's just a really blunt person.
-So his pick up lines come off as stupid or aggressive a lot of the time.
-and sometimes they're just plain stupid.
-Like this kid finds a freaking text post from Tumblr or something and tries the pick up line.
-"Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist right...Baka."
-You laugh so hard Oml.
-This tsundere is so embarrassed.
-He avoids you for a few days to regain his composure.
-Then next time you see him, he's just really blunt.
-"Look I like you, I don't think I need some stupid line to tell you that."
-Little did he know that line was the winner.
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I tried XD. I got the pick up lines of the internet, I'm not good with making my own haha :3
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