POTTERHEADS!!!

Twilight fandoms |:(

When you're sitting with two friends and they suddenly discover they both love twilight... and if you don't like twilight then you know... the dark times have come... they start blabbing and blabbing about the books, movies, which guy they prefer, glittery fairy princesses, fuzzy bears... ugh! U get it!
If you're sitting somewhere you can't get away (for example in class) you are doomed!
Yes this did happen to me...
Here's the story:
I was sitting in Art class one day, and because the tables are just one big semi-circle going around the class we had to sit one next to another. I was sat between two of my friends... right in the middle of the two... when suddenly I talk about Harry Potter wars with Twilight fandoms and the girls say almost at the same time "I love twilight!"... that's when it all started! They began talking endlessly about all the stuff they mentioned before and had arguments and debates on which guy is better... I mean honestly?! You'll either go for a glittery fairy princess or a fuzzy bear! What's the difference?! Anyway, I was sat in the middle chanting: "Harry Potter, Harry Potter, Harry Potter... DONT FLIP OUT WIKI!!!!". After all that I heard them talking about the girls child. I said "didn't the werewolf guy have some sort of crush on her daughter?" And they looked at me as if they were about to kill me. I got pretty scared I admit. One of them then said "that's really offensive! You won't understand!"
And I said "what is there to understand? He can only fall in love once and with the daughter of a girl he thought he loved" and they once again looked at me as if they were going to kill me. So then I said never mind and silenced myself so that I wouldn't get killed! Jeez I thought the Harry Potter fandom was dangerous!
And I know all this stuff about twilight because my Twilight loving aunt gave me a lecture about it all... worst hour of my life! 😂

I'm sorry for the Twilight fans out there! Don't kill me please!