Things you NEVER say to a Twilight fandom/ fan... trust me... I know from experience!
1) if Edward's a vampire how come he's not dead?
2) I thought vampires burn in the sun but not sparkle...
3) But I thought Bella died!
4) So Bella didn't die because she got bit by Edward so she died anyway by becoming a vampire...? (This one will get you killed for sure!)
5) So didn't the werewolf guy love Bella's daughter?
6) Did Edward die?
7) Did Jacob die?
8) Did Bella die?
9) -when they mention a character you haven't heard of- Wait when do they come into the story?!
10) sorry how old were they and when did they get married and I thought they still went to school!
11) Why did Edward break the bed while having fun with Bella? ;)
12) I thought he broke the wall not the bed.
13) wait it was their honey moon?! Since when were they married?!
14) why does that god damn vampire sparkle?!
15) Who's Edward?
16) Who's Jacob?
17) Who's Bella?
18) Glittery fairy princess
19) twilight is stupid
20) the story line is confusing!
21) Did Bella and Jacob ever make out?
22) So Jacob loved Bella not her child...? Wolves are confusing!
23) BUT VAMPIRES BURN NOT SPARKLE!!!
24) What do you mean Bella was special?!
25) -when they say she was a vampire but a few seconds later say "but she was still human"- WTH?! You've just told me she was a vampire?! Was she half human half vampire?! No? Their daughter was...? What's she then?!
As you can probably tell it's very easy to upset the twilight fandom... be careful what you say to or around them...
WARNING!
If you value your life and wish to keep it, do not say those things to a twilight fandom.
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