Harry Potter and the philosophers stone-
There once was a boy named Harry destined to be a star.
His parents were killed by Voldemort who gave him a lightning scar...
"Yo Harry you're a wizard" (yer a wizard Harry)
Harry goes to Hogwarts he meets Ron and Hermione.
McGonegall requires he play for Gryffindor.
Draco is a daddy's boy
Quirrell becomes unemployed
The sorcerer's stone is destroyed by Dumbledore.Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets-
Ron breaks his wand
Now Ginny's gone and Harry's in mortal danger.
Tom riddle hides his snake inside his ginormous secret chamber!Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban-
Harry blows up Aunt Marge
The dementors come and take charge
Lupin is a wolf
The rat's a man
And he prisoner is at large
They use time travel so they can save the prisoner of Azkaban
Who just so happens to be Harry's Godfather
-I don't really get it either-Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire-
Harry gets put in the triwizard tournament
With dragons and mermaids
Oh no! Edward Cullen (cedric) gets slayed!
He's back!Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix-
Harry, harry, it's getting scary!
Voldemort's back!
Now you're a revolutionary Harry!
Dumbledore, Dumbledore, why is he ignoring your constant attempts to contact him!?
He is forced to leave the school
Umbridge arrives
Draco's a tool
Kids break into the ministry
Sirius black is dead as can be!!! (😭)Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince-
Split your soul... Seven parts of a whole...
They're horcruxes!
It's Dumbledore's end!!!Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows-
There once was a boy named Harry
Who constantly conquered death
But in one final duel between good and bad he may take his final breath...
YOU ARE READING
POTTERHEADS!!!
AléatoireYou know you are a true Potterhead when you read this book and the "symptoms" are correct... This is a book about potterheads in general! Jokes, problems and more! Just a book of Potterhead randomness!!