Harry Potter and the philosophers stone-
There once was a boy named Harry destined to be a star.
His parents were killed by Voldemort who gave him a lightning scar...
"Yo Harry you're a wizard" (yer a wizard Harry)
Harry goes to Hogwarts he meets Ron and Hermione.
McGonegall requires he play for Gryffindor.
Draco is a daddy's boy
Quirrell becomes unemployed
The sorcerer's stone is destroyed by Dumbledore.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets-
Ron breaks his wand
Now Ginny's gone and Harry's in mortal danger.
Tom riddle hides his snake inside his ginormous secret chamber!
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban-
Harry blows up Aunt Marge
The dementors come and take charge
Lupin is a wolf
The rat's a man
And he prisoner is at large
They use time travel so they can save the prisoner of Azkaban
Who just so happens to be Harry's Godfather
-I don't really get it either-
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire-
Harry gets put in the triwizard tournament
With dragons and mermaids
Oh no! Edward Cullen (cedric) gets slayed!
He's back!
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix-
Harry, harry, it's getting scary!
Voldemort's back!
Now you're a revolutionary Harry!
Dumbledore, Dumbledore, why is he ignoring your constant attempts to contact him!?
He is forced to leave the school
Umbridge arrives
Draco's a tool
Kids break into the ministry
Sirius black is dead as can be!!! (😭)
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince-
Split your soul... Seven parts of a whole...
They're horcruxes!
It's Dumbledore's end!!!
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows-
There once was a boy named Harry
Who constantly conquered death
But in one final duel between good and bad he may take his final breath...
YOU ARE READING
POTTERHEADS!!!
De TodoYou know you are a true Potterhead when you read this book and the "symptoms" are correct... This is a book about potterheads in general! Jokes, problems and more! Just a book of Potterhead randomness!!
