Earlier on I did a "What to never say to a Twilight fan" so it's only fair I do it for Potterheads!
What to NEVER say to a Potterhead!!! They'll Avada-Kedavra you on the spot!
1) Didn't ______ die?
-insert character name-
2) oh yeah! Hahahaha _______ dies.
-insert character name-
3) It's only a stupid book and movie!
4) it's not real!
5) your Hogwarts letter won't come!
7) oh yeah ________ happens!
-insert plot twist-
(When they spoil you the book or movie)
8) Ugh! Would you stop talking about Harry Potter!
9) Oh yeah ____ is stupid!
-insert character name-
(This does not include Umbitch!)
10) Isn't Harry Potter the one who runs around with a stick shouting spells?
11) Who's ______?
-insert character name-
-insert character name-
12) Honestly? _____ is way better! -insert name of book/movie/tv show here-
13) Harry Potter is ______!!!!
-insert swear word of your choice here-
14) Did you just try to do magic?! Magic doesn't exist!
15) Hogwarts doesn't exist!
16) aren't you too old for that?
17) why does anyone even like Harry Potter?
18) J.K Rowling is the worst effing author ever!
19) The plot's confusing! Who in this world would understand crap like that?!
20) Why did she kill so many characters?! (Tbh I ask myself this all the time)
21) Get a life that's not linked to Harry Potter.
22) you'll grow out of it by next year!
23) Shut up I don't want to hear your Harry Potter jokes.
24) Why Harry Potter?
25) I could've sworn _____ was one of those ugly as hell gingers!
-insert a Weasley-
26) No body cares about Harry Potter!
27) what the hell is Harry Potter?!
28) (someone's just interrupted you in reading Harry Potter and you tell them to go away because you're reading) Why do you waste your time on that ****?!
29) JK Rowling should die for writing such ****** books!
30) Harry Potter should die in a well!
As you can tell. It's even easier to upset Potterheads. So if you value your life and wish to continue your existence we suggest you do not say anything of that sort to a Potterhead. Thank you for your time. Have a good day!
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POTTERHEADS!!!
RandomYou know you are a true Potterhead when you read this book and the "symptoms" are correct... This is a book about potterheads in general! Jokes, problems and more! Just a book of Potterhead randomness!!
