Insanity

Omake: Death Can't Stop Her

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

Sakura woke up in a dark place.

"Sasuke-kun! Where are you?"

Only silence was heard. A mysterious shadow appeared behind her. She turned around in hopes of Sasuke being there.

Instead it was some crazy psycho murderer with a scythe. She thought she was going to shit herself.

She had heard the crazy clowns and other creeps were running in the streets  but she didn't pay it any mind. She had Sasuke to protect her. But Sasuke wasn't here.

"PLEASE DONT KILL ME! I'M BEGGING YOU!"

"You're already dead. I'm the Shinigami, here to take your soul."

"WHAT!? I'M DEAD?! NOOOO! SASUKE-KUN HE MUST BE SO LONELY WITHOUT ME! YOU HAVE TO SEND ME BACK"

"Trust me. He's not. And PLEASE stop yelling. My ears hurt."

"How did I die?" Sakura asked in tears."

"Heart attack." He inched closer ready to take her soul to the depths of hell for being a fangirl.

"I CAN'T BE DEAD NOW! SASUKE-KUN NEEDS ME! NOW SEND ME BACK!"

The Shinigami started to sweat as the pink howler monkey's Fangirl bloodline started to active.

"NO YOUR SOUL IS--"

"Do it NOW! OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS, YOU SHITTY DEATH GOD!"

"Do you know who I--"

"SHUT UP! NOT EVEN DEATH CAN DEFEAT MY LOVE FOR SASUKE-KUN! TAKE THIS YOU BAKA! SHANNARO!"

Now Inner Sakura fused with Sakura. Pink wisps of energy came from her eyes and her fists.

"Oh sh--"

She then proceeded to beat the undead shit out of the Shinigami while screaming in his ear.

"Impossible! Ouch! Stop hitting me! It hurts! Wait! I'll do it! I'll send you back you monster!

"THATS THE POWER OF MY LOVE! AND I'M NOT DONE YET!

The next barrage of attacks made the Death God think he was actually going to die

"OK! OK! I'LL SEND YOU BACK! PLEASE go and never come back!"

"Oh, Sasuke-kun! I'm coming for you."

After that day the Harunos became immortals. The Shinigami was too scared to take their souls and gained a phobia of the color pink.