A/N: HAI TO ALL THREE PEOPLE WHO STILL LIKE THIS BOOK LOL! SHOCKINGLY I HAVE NOTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT TODAY!
Mary Sue's POV
Lol dear diary that didn't exist until five seconds ago because the author is too lazy to write dialogue,
So detention was actually really good...OMG DON'T SAY THAT MARY SUE YOU'RE SO BAD BUT SO IS GARY STU WHO I MIGHT ACTUALLY BE MADLY IN LOVE WITH NOW OMG!!!
HE WAS SO GENTLEMANLY! MY SCHOOL IS BASICALLY BROKE BECUZ EVERYONE BUT LEE IS AN IDIOT, SO WE CAN'T AFFORD A RELIABLE HEATING AND COOLING SYSTEM! DESPITE THE FACT THAT I'M IN CALIFORNIA I WAS SO COLD AND HE GAVE ME HIS SMEXY LEATHER JACKET! I'VE BEEN SMELLING IT FOR NINE HOURS (THAT'S NOT CREEPY)! IT SMELLS LIKE MANLINESS WITH A SOFT SIDE! THAT'S THE NAME OF HIS COLOGNE THAT I FOUND IN HIS BACKPACK, WHICH SMELLS LIKE MCDONALD'S, WHICH IS WHERE I'LL BE WORKING AFTER I MARRY HIM!
SO HE ASKED ME TO DINNER AND I SWEAR I WAS GONNA SAY NO BUT I HAVE LIKE NOT CONTROL OF MY MOUTH WHICH SAID YES!
REAL A/N: Only thing I agree with in this book so far is in this chapter. Too lazy for dialogue.
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HumorMary Sue was a just a hot basic white girl nerd who's supposed to be the Valedictorian of her class or something but will make some of the stupidest choices possible in this horrible book all for him...the extremely hot bad boy...GARY STU! OMG BECUZ...
