Desi:Hehehe >:3
Ash:Oh shit.....LOL Where's cupid?
Desi:*Snaps fingers* Hi cupid!
Cupid:Oh no not again....Who do I need to shoot this time?
Desi:You know Jessie?
Cupid:The girl who nearly got you raped by your father? Yes.
Desi:I mean.......I wasn't complaining. But anywho! We need Dark to fall in love with Jessie!
Cupid:.......you know he tortures demons for a living right? He goes crazy on Anti so I can't picture what he'll do to her...
Ash:I didn't get a pretty picture in my head....
Desi:Too bad. she took a blow from Melissa so she'll live. Let's call them down and hide Cupid!
Cupid:*Hides in a plant and aims arrow*
Ash:*Sits on the couch and eats popcorn*
Desi:JESSIE! DARK! COME DOWNSTAIRS!
Dark:Really tired of kids right about now..What?
Me:*Slides in from nowhere* You called?
Ash:Where did she....Nevermind.
Desi:Look at each other! I learned a new spell!
Dark:About damn time....*Looks down*
Me:*Shrugs and looks up*
Desi:Now cupid!
Cupid:*Shoots the arrow in Dark's back*
Me:Desi you didn't!!
Dark:*Picks her up and kisses her*
Me:HOW BOUT NO. *Slaps him*
Dark:*Eyes turn blue* You know you love it. I love young ones. *Licks lips*
Me:.......................*Runs*
Desi:*Rolling*
Ash:*Coughing on popcorn* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Cupid:Don't go to rough on her Darkiplier!
Me:Rough my ass!
Dark:Ooh you do anal?
Me:O.O No!!! DAAAADDD!!!!!
Dark:*Grabs her* Shhh I'll go easy on you sweetie. *Kisses her neck*
Me:I shouldn't be turned on!!!
Ash:I can't fucking breathe XD
Desi:SAME XD
YOU ARE READING
Ask/Dare ft. Danti/Septiplier
RandomI've always wanted to do this hehe! Enjoy and feel free to ask them anything! Edited: Don't forgrt Doogle xd
