Ask/Dare ft. Danti/Septiplier

Fixing a marriage!

Emzyishere Dared: I dare dark and anti to drink truth serum and talk about their relationship and darks infidelity (I need to know what's going on between them)

Google:*Walks in* Dark you can let go of my waist...

Dark:I don't wanna.

Google:*Moves his hands* Sit down. I need to talk to you two.

Anti:Why?...Dark afraid i'm gonna take you?

Google:No. But Dark's sensitive state is literally a pain to me...

Dark:I'm not sensitive!

Anti:Xd Then why are you on his lap?

Dark:He's comfy to sit on...

Google:*Picks him up and sits him down* Jessie can't write Doogle.

((DON'T FUCKING REMIND ME!))

Anti:So we're here because Dark is in love with you?

Google:That. And Dark is extremely clingy. YOu two are married and you don't even sleep in the same room anymore.

Anti:Because he's with YOU 24/7. 

Google:I see that- Dark don't come over here. Sit.

Dark:I don't wanna!

Google:*Facepalm and takes out a bottle* Drink this.

Anti:The hell is that? >->

Google:It's orange juice. Wakes you two up so you can listen.

Anti:I'm not touching that.

Dark:*Chugging it*

Google:*Takes it* Alright not to much!

Anti:*Looks at it and drinks a bit* Not bad..what's in this?

Google:Truth serum.

Anti:You put truth serum in orange juice?!

Google:Mhm. Now Dark. How do you feel about your marriage?

Dark:I feel....left out...

Anti:Left out? How?

Dark:It started when...you said you were in love with Mark...It really broke my heart...

Google:*Eating popcorn* 

Anti:It did?....I honestly....Mark just reminded me of you...

Google:*Drinks soda* Anti? How do you feel about your marriage?

Anti:I feel like...It's meaningless....

Dark:M-meaningless?...

Anti:*Nods* Dark you have a girlfriend AND a boyfriend...You knocked me and Ash out of the way because you want Google. So tell me now Dark....Do you want Google? Ash or me?

Dark:I....don't know....

Anti:I can choose for you. *Gets up*

Google:*Pulls him back* Bring that ass here boi.

Dark:It's not like that...I have 3 branches of my heart. You being such a nagger, actually you AND Ash nag half to death....Don't tell her i said that. But you're my Prince and she's my Queen.

Anti:Awww! Wait what about Google?

Google:*Eating pizza*

Dark:Xd That handsome fat thing is my King, muscle and pleasure. *Takes a slice* Plus he spoils me.

Google:r00d. So that's what's wrong? Trust issues?

Anti:Don't you sing it xd

Dark:I'm resisting....so....hard....

Anti:I think that's it....

Google:I think it's best that Dark tries to bond with all of us at a time.

Anti:You sure that's right?

Google:Is him sitting on my lap any proof?

Anti:Xd You're clingy on him Darky...

Dark:Come sit on his lap! It;s comfy!

Anti:*Sits on him* Ooo it is!

Google: -.- I'm not getting paid enough for this...