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Google:What the hell is taking him so long?
Dark:*Walks in* Google....about Angel....
Google:Dark stop playing and give me the test.
Dark:Do we have know in Paris? I mean it's a beautiful day and-
Google:*Holds out hand* Give it here.
Dark:*Sighs and gives him the paper*
Google:*Reads it* ....Another glitch?...
Dark:Uhh...well....no...
Google:*Crumbles up the paper* Whose the father Dark.
Dark:*Shrugs*
Google:*Grabs his neck and throws him on the bed* WHO IS IT?!
Dark:Google-
Google:*Slaps him* WHOSE HER FATHER!!!
Dark:*Tears up* I-I don't-
Google:*Holds his neck* You don't? Well I'll make you. *Rips his shirt off*
Dark:*Choking and crying* G-Google! Stop! Please!
Google:*Slaps him and covers his mouth* Don't open your mouth you slut. *Yanks his pants down*
Dark:*Moves his hand* It's just a prank! The test is fake! The real one is in my jacket!
Google:....*Gets up and looks at the test* I don't like when you fuck with my emotions. You know that.
Dark:*Rubs neck*
Google:Lay back down. I'm finishing you off.
Dark:*Coughs* Ow...
Google:*Walks towards him and pushes him down* I said lay down. Tell me Dark, want another baby?
Dark:*Eyes widen* No! Please no more kids! Please!
Google:*Holds a condom* Lucky for you, I'm prepared.
Dark:*Gulps*....
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To clear this ship up, Dark is 7'0 500 pounds. Google is 6'8 2,000 pounds. Yes, he's squishy steel XD He's the only one who can lift Dark and hold him down, which is exactly why he tops.
