Google:Go ahead.
Me:Fiiiiiiiiiine! I'll stop ending relationships...even though they're soul mates...
Google:To the fans of Dash and Danti, no. We're not together. Dark is happily married. I'm happily married.
Me:Then why do you fuck each other?
Google:~_~ Because everyone deserves pleasure.
Me:Kinky.
Google:Now say it.
Me:Do I have to?
Google:Now.
Me:*Folds arms* Google and Dark aren't together, Google is married to Bing and Dark is married to Anti.
Google:Ahem.
Me:.....And in a relationship with Ash....
Google:Good. Now no Internet or sweets for a month.
Me:SAY WHAT?! Nooo!!! Google I'm sorry!!! *Hugs his leg*
Google:Nope. Sorry.
Me:I'm a grown woman! I deserve equal rights! I'm TRIGGERED!!!!
Google:I didn't call it. Mark did.
Mark:And any ships your or my fans have, you make. Understand me?
Me:Yes dad....
Mark:Good. And as always I will see you all-
Me:In Hell. (\•~•/)
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Ask/Dare ft. Danti/Septiplier
De TodoI've always wanted to do this hehe! Enjoy and feel free to ask them anything! Edited: Don't forgrt Doogle xd
