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Wilford:CAN WE NOT-


Mark:Dark isn't touching you willy I promise.


Dark:Heh heh.


Google:Didn't you cut him? now you wanna bang him. You need help.


Mark:*Puts Tim on Wilford and Dim on Dark* Watch those two.


Both: *nods*


~Now into le clips~


Dark: GIRL REMEMBER WE FIRST REACHED OUR CLIMAX!


Dim: <_<?


Dark:What? It's catchy...*Sees Anti walk past the door* THERE GOES MY BABY!


All:*Rolling*


Anti:......*Keeps walking*


~Next clip~


Mark:*Walks in the closet and gets trampled by plushies* AH! DARKIPLIER!!!!


Dark:Yeeees?


Mark:You and these damn plushies!!! Put them somewhere or get rid of them!


Dark:*Holds them* Noooooo! not my babies!


Mark:*Faceplam* Dark you have three kids....you love those plushies more than them half to death.


Dark:Alright i'll put them somewhere!


*Two hours later*


Jack:Uhhh Markimoo?


Mark:*Opens the door* Yes hon- *Facepalm* DARK!


Dark:Yes?


Mark:When I said put them somewhere I didn't mean our room!


Dark:Well Anti won't let me put them it our room so good luck! *Walks out*


Jack:Throw them out...


Mark:Last time I did that he cried for a week straight.......just throw them on the floor...





~Next clip~





Dark: *Sees Wilford walk in the room* Hey willy!


Wilford:........*Walks back out*


Google: Aren't you a demon wilford?


Wilford: A comedic demon! Dark has been in Hell longer than me!


Dim: Dark's gonna rape you,Might as well stop running.


Wilford: Well he ain't! So he better stick with Anti and Gooper!


Google and Dim:OOOOOH-


Dark: We'll see about that *Chases him*


Wilford: Fuck off dark! *runs*


Mark:Daaaark! *Kisses Anti*


Anti:*Blushes red*.........K then.


Dark:*Looks at Mark with fire in his eyes* come here fischbach.


Mark:*Runs* Wilford book it!


Wilford:*Runs out the door*




~Last clip :3~




Dim:TIM! 


Tim:Yeees?


Dim:Let's prank Dark.


Tim: We're thinking about the same Dark right?


Dim:Yeah.  *Turn into Wilford* Augh. Pink. HEY DARK!


Dark:*Walks downstairs* Yes? ooooo look who called me. Need something?


Dim:*Pulls him close* I want you.


Dark:You're serious? Awww he needed to be horny for me.


Dim:*Kisses him*


Dark:*picks him up*


Tim:*Rolling*


Dark:What?


Tim:That's Dim!


Dark:..........................*Drops him and sees him turn back* Dammit Dim!


Dim:XD Horny son of a bitch!

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