DarkDeer34 from IMVU dared: Maury on everyone!*Scene Changes*
Mark:Jessie what-
Me:Welcome to Maury bishes!
Wilford: LOL Maury?
Dark:*On his phone*
Me:Let's make this interesting! Let's do some DNA! Browser Twins first!
Chrome:*Eating cookies*
Nexus:*Asleep*
Me:Let's see if these twins are Google's!
Google:.....Jessie they're legit Korean...
Me:Well we're going to see!
Dark:*Sighs and keeps texting*
Mark:They're both are his...
Me:AHEM. When it comes to 3 year old Nexus....Google you ARE the father!
*Crowd cheers*
Google:No shit.
Me:*Looks at the next test* ......oh.....I....AHEM.
Google:Why did you pause like that?
Me:Uhh....no reason. But Chrome you should already know!
Dark:*Looks up* Why can't you read it?
Me:He'sthefather Now um! Next activity!
Google:Read it. The truth. Now.
Me:.....*Sighs and reads it* When it comes to 3 year old Chrome, Google.......you are NOT the father...
Dark:*Drops phone*.....
Google:This better be a sick joke...*Takes the paper*........Whose his father Dark.
Dark:Google-
Google:ANSWER ME!
Me:*Scoots back*......Shiiit got real...
Wilford:*Holds him* Google calm down....
Google:No! I was lied to! Tell me Dark!
Dark:I don't....I don't know...I've only been topped by you!
Wilford:And Mark. And Jack but Jack was 3 years after the twins.
*Crowd Gasps and looks at Mark*
Mark:No. Chrome is NOT my son. He's a browser!
Me:I don't understand...
Google:*Holds his head* You are sitting me....
Me:*Changes scene back* Oh boy...
Mark:Google-
Google:No don't fucking touch me!!! You fucking played me you damn demon!!!
Dark:Google-
Google:*Growls* Do the test again! Chrome is my son!
Mark:Jessie take the test again!
Me:Don't rush me! I'll be right back! *Teleports*
Dark:Google I swear he is! You don't have to act like this!
Google:*Grabs him and pushes him on the couch* Well guess what. If Chrome isn't mine, I'll be sure that the next twins are. *Takes off shirt*
Wilford:*Eating popcorn* Live porn!
Mark:Whoa Whoa!!! Google relax! The camera is on!
Google:They saw Dark and Wilford.
Mark:They burned the tape! Google giving him more kids aren't helping!
Dark:*Wiggles under him* Google please he's yours!
Google:*Holds him down* You better hope he is. Or you're mine all night.
Me:*Comes back* Google...I'm so sorry...
Google:*Breathing hard* Take your clothes off.
Dark:Google-
Google:TAKE THEM OFF!!!
Me:O.o He's legit gonna fuck him on camera? XD
Wilford:LOL This is down right rape!
Dark:I've never been so scared in my life...
Me:*Holds him* ROFL Google I'm kidding! It was a glitch! He's yours!
Google:*Takes the paper and calms down* Why. Now people are going to call me-
Wilford:Rapeiplier XD We're live. Look at the comments!
Mark:XD This says 'Dark wasn't going to walk for a year!'
Dark:Because rape is funny.
Google:*Replays it* I sound like an abusive boyfriend...
Dark:You're still one...
Google:*Kisses him*
Dark:*Blushes* Google you're the father...
Google:I knew but Bing is charging and I'm horny.
Dark:*Blushes more*.....
Wilford:[Rapidly eating popcorn]
Me:Don't tell Marzia.
Mark:We're gonna have to- *Cuts camera off*
YOU ARE READING
Ask/Dare ft. Danti/Septiplier
CasualeI've always wanted to do this hehe! Enjoy and feel free to ask them anything! Edited: Don't forgrt Doogle xd