☆Oh boy...☆

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DarkDeer34 from IMVU dared: Maury on everyone!

*Scene Changes*

Mark:Jessie what-

Me:Welcome to Maury bishes!

Wilford: LOL Maury?

Dark:*On his phone*

Me:Let's make this interesting! Let's do some DNA! Browser Twins first!

Chrome:*Eating cookies*

Nexus:*Asleep*

Me:Let's see if these twins are Google's!

Google:.....Jessie they're legit Korean...

Me:Well we're going to see!

Dark:*Sighs and keeps texting*

Mark:They're both are his...

Me:AHEM. When it comes to 3 year old Nexus....Google you ARE the father!

*Crowd cheers*

Google:No shit.

Me:*Looks at the next test* ......oh.....I....AHEM.

Google:Why did you pause like that?

Me:Uhh....no reason. But Chrome you should already know!

Dark:*Looks up* Why can't you read it?

Me:He'sthefather Now um! Next activity!

Google:Read it. The truth. Now.

Me:.....*Sighs and reads it* When it comes to 3 year old Chrome, Google.......you are NOT the father...

Dark:*Drops phone*.....

Google:This better be a sick joke...*Takes the paper*........Whose his father Dark.

Dark:Google-

Google:ANSWER ME!

Me:*Scoots back*......Shiiit got real...

Wilford:*Holds him* Google calm down....

Google:No! I was lied to! Tell me Dark!

Dark:I don't....I don't know...I've only been topped by you!

Wilford:And Mark. And Jack but Jack was 3 years after the twins.

*Crowd Gasps and looks at Mark*

Mark:No. Chrome is NOT my son. He's a browser!

Me:I don't understand...

Google:*Holds his head* You are sitting me....

Me:*Changes scene back* Oh boy...

Mark:Google-

Google:No don't fucking touch me!!! You fucking played me you damn demon!!!

Dark:Google-

Google:*Growls* Do the test again! Chrome is my son!

Mark:Jessie take the test again!

Me:Don't rush me! I'll be right back! *Teleports*

Dark:Google I swear he is! You don't have to act like this!

Google:*Grabs him and pushes him on the couch* Well guess what. If Chrome isn't mine, I'll be sure that the next twins are. *Takes off shirt*

Wilford:*Eating popcorn* Live porn!

Mark:Whoa Whoa!!! Google relax! The camera is on!

Google:They saw Dark and Wilford.

Mark:They burned the tape! Google giving him more kids aren't helping!

Dark:*Wiggles under him* Google please he's yours!

Google:*Holds him down* You better hope he is. Or you're mine all night.

Me:*Comes back* Google...I'm so sorry...

Google:*Breathing hard* Take your clothes off.

Dark:Google-

Google:TAKE THEM OFF!!!

Me:O.o He's legit gonna fuck him on camera? XD

Wilford:LOL This is down right rape!

Dark:I've never been so scared in my life...

Me:*Holds him* ROFL  Google I'm kidding! It was a glitch! He's yours!

Google:*Takes the paper and calms down* Why. Now people are going to call me-

Wilford:Rapeiplier XD We're live. Look at the comments!

Mark:XD This says 'Dark wasn't going to walk for a year!'

Dark:Because rape is funny.

Google:*Replays it* I sound like an abusive boyfriend...

Dark:You're still one...

Google:*Kisses him*

Dark:*Blushes* Google you're the father...

Google:I knew but Bing is charging and I'm horny.

Dark:*Blushes more*.....

Wilford:[Rapidly eating popcorn]

Me:Don't tell Marzia.

Mark:We're gonna have to- *Cuts camera off*

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