Senpai

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(In dedication of Markipliers Yandere Simulator animation)

Me:SENPAIIIIIIIII! *Crashes through the wall and gasps* *Sniffs his hair deeply* Okay you can go now

Dean: *Runs away*

Me: *In cooking club* Look at you, Look at all of you! *Stabs a sausage octopus and sees senpai walk by*

Dean:[Insert hell to the naw]

Me:Senpai! Don't you want my lovely sausages?! SENPAI!

Dean: *Continues to ignore*

Me:It's going to hurt my feelings and  *Mumbles* I might do something CRAZY if you don't take my food and put it inside you.

Dean: *Nibbles a piece,terrified*

Me:Thank yooooou!

*Meanwhile in the school yard*

Me:Who are you? The hell?

Girl:Who do you think you are?

Me:Oh who do you think you are BITCH, I'll smack you guys with your stupid wooden sticks! WOWOWOWSHWAWAWAEOOE *Club to the head*

*Summoning demons asf*

Me:*Insane laughter*

Dean:*Horrified*

Me:FUCK. Senpai a puppet show! *Shakes torso* Hahaha!

Dean:*Slowly moves away*

Me:*Goes after him* YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME~




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