Bold: Matthew
Normal: Canada
- Incoming Call -
1:30 PM
Canada
"Hey, Canada you'd never guess what happened to me today."
"Well Matty Patty, you'd never guess what happened to me today too."
"You first."
"Okay, but you can't laugh, I forbid you."
"Okay..."
"I was at this lake and you can walk on this grass stuff and it's kinda like you're walking on water anyway, I thought that the algae, which by the way I didn't know was algae at the time, was artificial grass and, well, I kinda jumped in it..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Matthew stop laughing at me! I lost my favourite pair of glasses."
"THAT'S HILARIOUS!"
"I'm going to hang up now."
"NO! WAIT."
"What?"
"I still have to tell you what happened to me today."
"Oh, okay, what happened?"
"I got put back on the football team!"
"Yay, congratulations, that's amazing."
"Thanks Canada."
"You're welcome Matty Patty."
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