Bold: Matthew
Normal: Canada
Italics and underlined: Sophie
- Incoming Call -
10:15 AM
Matty Patty
"Hey Matty Patty."
"Do you work at Starbucks because I like you a latte."
"Um.."
"Are you a magician because when I look at you everyone else disappears."
"We haven't even met in person yet."
"I like legos, you like legos, why don't we build a relationship?"
"I never told you I like legos."
"Are you on nickelodeon? Cause your a-Dora-ble."
"Oh God, please stop, I'm cringing."
"I have an 'owie' on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it feel better?"
"I would but you're not standing in front of me."
"When I... Wait what did you just say?"
"You finished with your cheesy pick-up lines yet?"
"Yeah, I think so."
"Where did that even come from?"
"I wanted to see your reaction, it wasn't quite what I was expecting."
"And what were you expecting?"
"For you to declare your everlasting love for me."
"... You're an idiot."
Beep Beep Beep
- Call Ended -
"Did the pick-up lines work?"
"No."
"Awh don't sulk, you'll get her next time."
"... Yeah."
"Well you have to, Mac needs to sail."
"Mac?"
"Yeah, that's your ship name, Matthew and Canada equals Mac."
"How are we even related?"
"You were adopted."
"No, you were."
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Thanks to CharlieBravo24 for the ship name suggestion.
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