Bold: Matthew
Normal: Canada
- Incoming Call -
7:40 PM
Angel
"Why is it that we assume dinosaurs just roared, they could have talked like us, right?"
"Well, I mean I guess so? Haven't ever thought about it to be honest."
"Do regular dogs see police dogs and think 'oh no, it's a cop'?"
"I don't think so."
"If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?"
"Well-"
"If your parents said not to talk to strangers, how do you make new friends?"
"I'm just going to stay silent, let you get the questions out of your system."
"How come you can drink a drink but can't food a food?"
"..."
"Why is there an expiry date on SOUR cream?"
"..."
"If feathers tickle humans do they tickle birds?"
"..."
"Why doesn't glue stick to the bottom of the bottle?"
"..."
"What do sheep count if they can't get to sleep?"
"..."
"I'm finished now."
"Finally."
"When you choke a smurf what colour does it turn?"
"You are so weird, but I love it."
Beep Beep Beep
- Call Ended -
"Wait what?"
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