Bold: Matthew
Bold and underlined: Nathan
Italics and underlined: Sophie
- Incoming Call -
2:24 PM
Matty Patty
"Hey Canada."
"Hello Bob."
"... Who's this? I swear I dialled the correct number."
"Who was your intended call victim?"
"Canada."
"Then you called the correct number."
"Oh... who are you?"
"Nathan."
"Oh."
"You okay mate?"
"Yeah, I gotta go sorry."
"Okay..."
Beep Beep Beep
- Call Ended -
"SOPHIE!"
"WHAT DO YA WANT YOU BUTTHOLE?"
"CANADA HAS A BOYFRIEND!"
"WHAT! NO! MY SHIP NEEDS TO SAIL GOD DAMMIT."
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Comment a ship name for Canada and Matthew cuz I have no idea what to make it
don't be a silent reader
xx Skittle Lova
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