Bold: Matthew
Normal: Canada
- Incoming Call -
11:25 AM
Canada
"Hello Canada."
"Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa."
"Wow, isn't that fascinating? You talked to a real life cartoon."
"Why did Adele cross the road?"
"Why?"
"To say Hello from the other side..."
"Lame."
"How do you count cows?"
"I don't know, how do you count cows?"
"With a cowculator."
"..."
"OH COME ON THAT WAS FUNNY!"
"It really wasn't."
"Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift?"
"She had bad blood..."
"..."
"..."
"How did you know?"
"Lucky guess."
"One day I will find a joke that will make you piss yourself laughing."
"Mmhmm."
"Challenge accepted."
"Wha-"
Beep Beep Beep
- Call Ended -
"She always hangs up on me."
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