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GIRLFRIEND

Brady ran into the throne room, letter in hand.

"Mikayla. MIKAYLA!" he screamed. He paused. "TARANTULA PERSON!"

Mikayla came sliding into the throne room, machete at the ready.

"Where?" she asked looking around.

"No where, just needed you," Brady answered.

Mikayla gave him a look like 'don't waste my time' as she slid her machete back to its place at her side. "What?" she asked.

"My insane ex-girlfriend is coming with Rebecca on the next balloon and I don't know what to do. She was horrific! She tricked me into dating her the first time," he explained.

"So?" she said, "tell her no."

"That won't work," Boomer said coming down the stairs. "Emma was horrific. She doesn't take no for an answer. She wears these geeky glasses and keeps a blog on whatever guy she's infatuated with and if you try to break up with her, she posts embarrassing pictures or facts about you all over her page. Last time Brady broke up with her, she…."

"No need to go into details," Brady interrupted. "Anyways, the only thing is she has no interest in a taken guy, so I was wondering if you….."

"Oh my gosh. I am not going to be your girlfriend just so you can avoid some other girl," she said.

"It doesn't have to be real," Brady said, "unless you want it to be."

"Brady," Mikayla said.

"Please be my pretend girlfriend, Mikayla," Brady begged. "Just while she's on the island."

"Brady," Mikayla started again.

"What if it was for my safety?" Brady proposed.

"Well if it was for your safety, I guess I have to, but" she paused his celebration, "There will be limits."

"I don't care, as long as she's off my back," He said, picking her up and spinning her around.

"Put me down, Brady," he set her down gently. "Wow, now how am I suppose to explain this to my dad so he doesn't kill you while she's here," she mumbled as she turned and marched off towards her dads room.

"Thanks for backing me up, Boom," Brady said, turning to his brother.

"No problem," he replied. "So what's the letter say?"

"Here," Brady said, handing it over.

My sweet Bradykins,

I overheard Rebecca talking all about how my boo became king of an island. That's so cool! I've decided I will join her on her next visit so we can be together again! This is totally fate! Does that make me like a queen! I know how excited you must be right now, but I can't wait to have you back in my arms! I miss you soo much! See you soon!

With all my love,

Emma

XOXO

"Holy cow! You've got a death wish coming, Brady," Boomer exclaimed, looking up to see his brother no longer in the room.

The next day, Mikayla woke the kings up bright and early.

"Mikayla, I'm sleeping," Brady said, rolling over to look at the clock. "Dude, it's 10:00 am! Why so early?"

"Do you want to pretend date me?" she asks.

"Yeah, but," he started.

"Then get up," she demanded. "Take a shower, with soap, brush you teeth, and meet me, dressed, in the dining room in 30 minutes."