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Kissing a crusty cheeto (Musume Roanshaku)

I was gonna make this smut at first but I'm too lazy for that and since my friends sometimes half-read what I write I don't really want to write porn that they'll see tbh so. It's just implied porn now I guess idk. I don't really know how to describe this. It's kinda pwp but like there's no porn but there the slightest resemblance of a plot ??? So I guess enjoy this complete shit show of a fanfic.

Musume Roanshaku x reader

You sighed as the crusty cheeto known as Musume was walking around your kitchen, searching all the cupboards and the fridge for anything good to eat. For some reason that you could not comprehend, the gods had decided to punish you and make Musume want to be your best friend. She was actually a bit obsessed with you, but all your friends were saying it was cute and she was kind of like a puppy dog. But puppy dogs don't wear self-tanner, put on perfume that makes them smell like a garden of flowers assaulting someone, and they defiantly don't take your lunch money while your not looking so they can go buy cigarettes. Honestly, you couldn't really care about her bad habits and annoying attitude, but when she was too close to you, it started to get annoying. She quit looking around your kitchen and walked over to your living room, turning on the tv and taking a seat next to you. Right next to you. Like two centimetres apart. There's so much space on the couch and she chose to sit right there. Whatever. You weren't in the mood to argue today. Then she just stared at you while some superhero movie played on the tv.

"What would you do if I kissed you right now?" Musume asked you after some silence. You turned around slowly to look at her and you could practically see her eyes sparkling with hope and admiration. You couldn't tell if she was serious or not so you just assumed it was a joke. Anyone who said they wanted to kiss you must joking. To humour her, you have her a flirtatious response but in a joking way. "I don't know, guess you'll have to do it to find out."

And then she did it. She actually kissed you. She was a bit taller than you so she had to lean down to reach your lips. She placed one of her hands on the back of your head and one on your hip, pulling you in closer to her. You could taste the aftermath of the cigarette that she had half an hour ago. And then that's when you threw all fucks out the window and kissed the crusty cheeto back, wrapping your arms around her neck. She was the first one to pull away, to which you grabbed her shirt collar and attempted to pull her back to you. Why were you doing that? Maybe it was because you're so sexually frustrated that you'll take anyone at this point. Yea, that seems reasonable. Musume seems amused by your attempts to get her to kiss you again but instead of actually doing what you'd like her to, she gets up and walks over to a small bowl on a table across the room. She took out a candy from the bowl and walks back over to you, sitting somehow even closer than she was before. "I found where you hide your sweets." She said with a childish grin. You were completely dumbfounded at this point. She smugly opened the candy wrapper and popped the sweet into her mouth.

You have no ideas what had overcome you but you were feeling really courageous and leaned into Musume, wrapping your arms around her neck and fitting together like two puzzle pieces. Your lips lingered for a second, almost like you were reconsidering. Almost. You connected your lips and closed your eyes, feeling Musume's arms travel to your waist. Both of you already knew where this was going, so you parted your mouth slightly so the two of you wouldn't have to waste time. Her tongue darted into your mouth, letting Musume lead because she often bragged to you about her experiences like this so you knew she was much more experienced than you, much to your dismay and annoyance. You had to admit she was actually really good at kissing. Her hands roamed all around your body as she kissed you with more passion than you originally though she would.

~awkward time skips are awkward~

You walked to school all giddy and excited. You had no idea why you were acting like this. It was only Musume, it's not like it really mattered. It was just a casual thing with someone who you had no feelings for. You caught yourself starting to say "until now" after you said you had no feelings for her in your ongoing inner monologue. You kept assuring yourself you wouldn't catch feelings for the stale cheeto but could never finish your practically pleads to be straight and not attracted to Musume. You stood in the circle of your normal friends and didn't partake in their conversation, staring off into space and smiling to yourself even now and then. You were brought back to earth when you heard your friend Kokona say something.

"You totally got fucked last night!" Kokona exclaimed loudly. You looked over at her with a shocked look then over at Musume, who was smiling at you and winked when you looked over at her. So either she told people or Kokona was literally the stereotypical best friend in every chick flick. You were slightly relived when she asked you who it was with, taking your panicked silence as a confirmation to her previous statement. You quickly looked over at the guys, none of them were really attractive and they could also prove your statement wrong so you couldn't say it was any of the guys at school.

"It was the best friend of my cousin. You wouldn't know him, he was only in town for a few days so." You lied with confidence and shrugged. Smiling at the group, but your smile (and your heart) broke a little when you looked over at Musume to see her frowning at you. She clearly wanted you to tell them that it was her who you were with last night but you were too nervous and were put on the spot without preparation or anything. Honestly you kind of felt bad and were about to tell everyone the truth when you heard the bell ring and everyone started walking to class. You started to walk too but someone grabbed your arm and stopped you. You looked over to see Musume was the one who grabbed your arm, and still kept a tight grip on it. She didn't say anything so you spoke.

"I'm sorry, I'm just not ready to tell people that I'm not, y'know, entirely straight. But I also wouldn't be opposed to doing that again sometime." You said after you were sure that everyone was gonna from the courtyard. Musume let go of your arm and mumbled something about friday. You didn't need to hear what she said to know what she was implying and you smiled at her before walking off to your class.

A/n: Frik man this didn't turn out like I was expecting at all but like that's what happens when the plot goes out the window. Anyway it's like 11 and I need to sleep because I didn't sleep for like over 24 hours.