You Dirty Little Rat (RoadRat Oneshots)

Bath Time

KABOOM

The side of that building that seemed to be built so well was proven wrong. With only a single explosive to the side, nearly the entire building collapsed in on itself. Luckily, the two Junkers have already took everything inside the seemingly worthless building except for the scraps which were taken. The larger male gripped the blonde with his large hand as he yanked him onto the large Bike. The Hog started the Bike as it came to life with a loud roar to screech down the street.

Soon the duo arrived at their apartment with large sacks of things that they managed to snag; all sorts of money, valuable scrap pieces, and just plain shiny things that the little junker has never seen before. The first thing to do, sort through it all and split it as equally as possible. That normally wasn't that hard until, Jamie's metallic hand grabbed something round. His curiosity found the best of him as he pulled it out to find a pink sphere littered in sparkles.

The 'Rat tilted his head in confusion as he looked at it and rolled it in his palm. "Roadie... Do You have any idea of what this is?" As he lifted the object, his Hog of a bodyguard turned in his direction to see what he was holding. Jamison couldn't tell if 'Hog was even looking at it but he answered faster than he expected. To his suprise, his bodyguard actually knew what it was.

"It's a bath bomb."

"A... A bath bomb?"

"Yeah. You put it in the tub and it explodes... At least that's What I've heard." The large man shrugged and went back to sorting out the loot into piles. Jamison looked at the bath and shivered at the thought and remembrance of those words; 'Bath' and 'Tub'. For Some reason, even though he wanted to drop it, he couldn't. Jamie perked up as he heard RoadHog's shifting weight, Followed by the sound of his boots on the ground.

"Here... I'll show you." The larger Aussie's hand gripped the smaller ones and led him to the bathroom. As his large fingers locked the door, he sighed softly and turned on the water. The feeling of the small male shivering was clearly felt, but the 'Hog didn't mind nor did he let go. It was funny to him how small Jamie's hand was compared to his but he didn't let out a sound.

Mako gently picked up the Rat and set him in the tub. Jamie whined and whimpered in discomfort as the water touched him. Mako then dropped in the bath bomb to watch as it fizzed. Bubbles slowly erupted from it and made the water around the filthy man covered in pink bubbles.

"Roadie... This... Is amazin'!" Jamison squealed happily as he began to play with the bubbles, his mind away from the water. Mako took this as his chance to grab a sponge, dip it in the water, and begin to scrub the Rats back. He recieved a surprised jump followed by a stiff body.

"You can loosen up. It won't kill you..."

"How do ya know that mate? Huh?"

"Because... I've taken baths before... Okay... Now stop squirming."

JunkRat growled and splashed the 'Hog with some of the water and sighed.

This. Is. Hell.