You Dirty Little Rat (RoadRat Oneshots)

What is That?

Another day of thieving, stealing, anything that required breaking into places, killing people, and taking things, is what happened. It was just a normal day, you know? Feeling the want to steel precious jewels or just money... Hell, anything you could get your little hands on. That's how JunkRat felt, which is why him and RoadHog were speeding away on the large motorcycle, cops close behind.

Roadhog sat quietly, his gaze on the road ahead of them. On the other hand, JunkRat sat in his side car giggling as he played with a stapler. "Man those suits have some interesting things!" The thin male continued to play with stapler until it quickly ran out of staples. Jamie shrugged and tossed it out of his view, managing to hit one of the police cars.

RoadHog grunted and kept the bike going. Jamie dug through the bag inbetween his legs and pulled out a stapler remover. He tilted his head and closed it. He let out a giggle as he opened and closed it. "How are you doing today Mr. Remover?"

Jamie made the stapler remover open and close as if it was talking. "I'm doing good! How about you handsome?"

"Well.... Stop being a flirt." Jamie chuckled as he broke it in half, tossed it behind him, and sighed softly. The sound of popping tires was heard from behind. With a sudden movement, Jamie put his hand in the bag and pulled out something unknown. "What is this?" Jamie looked at the item, tracing his finger over the items frames and touching the glass. He notices two legs that were sticking out.

"I wonder..... " The Rat took the item and put it on his face, legs over his ears. He blinked and everything seemed, clear. He tilted his head with slight confusion at why everything seemed so different. "What in the.... Roadie, why does everything seem so much clearer and better looking?" The large man grunted and took a quick glance over at him. He then looked back.

"Maybe because your vision is shit...."

"Yeah... Maybe. But wow... It looks so much better..."

Mako grunted, placing his hand on Jamie's head, ruffling his hair.

"Silly cute rat...."

(sorry it's so short. I've been having a few problems in the real world. Sorry again.
-AD)