(A/N: Vision is adorable and I don't give two flying shits if he is a synthezoid. I love how he is so innocent and curious. His curiosity is what gave me this idea.
I don't really know what Vision is. I know Vision is a Synthezoid, an android, but what gender do I put him as? In the comics Vision is a male so I going to use that.
(___)- His, Her, He, She, their, they, Zebra, Unicorn, or whatever you identify as.
WARNING: a lot of cursing, Vision being adorable
(This was edited on Friday, December 16, 2016. Tried to fix some spelling and grammar errors
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(Y/N) lays quietly on (___) bed, sipping hot tea while on (___) phone. (Y/N) was enjoying (___) day off, staying in (___) room for most of the day, until Vision decided to pay (Y/N) a surprise visit. He phases through the floor right in front of (Y/N), making (___) jump and spill the hot tea all over (___) shirt.
"Shit, that's hot! Oh fuck, my shirt! Damnit, this is my favorite one!" (Y/N) exclaims as (___) jumps off the bed and pulls the wet shirt over (___) head. Vision looks at (Y/N) with concern, grabbing a towel that was balled up in a chair.
"(Y/N), are you already? I apologize. I did not mean to frighten you. I apologize for causing you to ruin your favored shirt. I just came to see if you would enjoy some company." (Y/N) gives Vision a reassuring smile, taking the towel from his hand and processed to dry off.
"Oh no V, It's fine. It's just a little hot tea, I've had worse spilled on me. And it's just a shirt. I have a shit ton more. Plus, knowing myself, I would've found some way to fuck that up by myself."
(Y/N) throws the towel and wet shirt into the dirty clothes bin, walking into (___) closet to find another shirt. (Y/N) really wasn't mad about the shirt. It was just a shirt, (Y/N) can always buy another. Plus (Y/N) liked when they hung out. (Y/N) would always teach Vision something new every time.
"So, V, what is up?" (Y/N) asks from inside the closet, trying to find (___) sweatshirt. Vision frowns.
"Well many things are up today. The sun, the temperature, and the crime rate in-" (Y/N) laughs, walking out the closet in Steve's sweatshirt, that he doesn't know is missing.
"No, silly, I mean what is up with you? What are you doing? How are you today? Is Iron Ass being an annoying fuck today?"
"Iron Ass? Annoying fuck?" Vision gives (Y/N) a confused look, his head tilting to the side like a puppy. He didn't understand what (Y/N) meant. (Y/N) raises (___) eyebrows, being a little surprised hearing Vision repeat those words.
"Yeah, you know, Tony. Is Tony being an annoying fuck?"
"What is "an annoying fuck"?"
(Y/N) looks at Vision in confusion. How do he not know what an annoying fuck was?
"It's like a really annoying person. The "fuck" at the end is just for dramatic effect, I guess." (Y/N) shrugs. "V, how do you not know what any of that meant? Isn't your brain like connected to the Internet or some shit? Haven't you heard any of this crap before?"
Vision nods his head.
"Yes, I have heard of those words before. Tony has said it many times in the lab, but I do not use such foul language. Steve told me not too." (Y/N) rolls (___) eyes.
"Of course Steve said that shit, He is an old fart. Well, do you know what Bullshit means?" Vision shakes his head.
"Son of a Bitch? Mother fucker? Dick? Bitch? Ass hole?" Vision shake his head again.
"Oh hell no, I can't let that happen. V, come sit with me. It is time to learn some new vocabulary words. Afterwards, I want you to show Tony and Steve what you have learned. Okay?" (Y/N) asks, pulling Vision to sit on the bed, smiling when Vision agrees.
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Vision walks into the sitting room, bidding Tony and Steve a friendly Good afternoon. Steve looks up from his book, giving Vision a smiles and a small wave. Tony glances up at Vision.
"Hey buddy, where you been all afternoon?"
"I have been with (Y/N) in (___) room." This makes Tony and Steve look up, glancing at each other, grinning.
"Oh yeah? And what you and (Y/N) do in (___) room all alone?" Tony asks, smirking.
Vision looks at Tony, puzzled. "(Y/N) taught me some new Vocabulary words." Tony raises an eyebrow.
"What "new vocabulary words", Vis? You have the whole dictionary in your head, what could (Y/N) have possibly taught you that you didn't already know?"
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5 minutes later
(Y/N), Wanda, and Natasha all walk to the elevator about to go shopping when (Y/N) hears Tony scream (___) name:
"(Y/N), STOP TEACHING VISION BAD WORDS! YOU'RE RUINING HIS INNOCENT MIND!"
Wanda and Natasha look at the laughing (Y/N), giving (___) a look. Natasha and Wanda folds their arms.
"Do we want to know?" Natasha asks, raising a brow. (Y/N) looks at them still laughing.
"No. No, you don't."
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