"we are royalty! How dare you talk to us that way!!" he replied shouting a fair bit too i mite add. "Calm down my son, i am sure this elleth offers us no harm"Said Thranduil putting a comferting hand on legolas' shoulder startling the both of us for we knew naught that he was awake. "but i would like to know" continued Thranduil "where we are for the last thing i remember was that my son and I had both passed out from the pain emmiting from the air in Dol Guldor" he said without emotion.
"Well...you see, you see you are no longer in middle earth but, on earth the planet that serves as a protective shield around middle earth. Although right here you are in the great city of London, England and you are in my home in which i share with my two best friends Daniel and Phillip." i replied. "Well then on behalf of both my father and I we are very sorry about intruding like that but we just sort of appeard". Said Legolas.
"All is well, would you like to come in? My friends are sleeping so you will have to stay in the guest room since the walls are sound proof, i will bring you food soon if that is all right?" i said/asked. "Yes please, thankyou for your hospitality milady." said Thranduil charmingly. "now, now if your going to be staying here for a while i will not tollorate any of this 'milady' shit understood?" i said in a joking manner. "Very well...milady" Said Legolas cheekily.
"haha, ok would you like to go to your room now?" i asked. "Yes please and do you think your friends would have any pieces of clothing that we could borrow?" asked Thranduil.
"Yep im sure they do i will wake them up and ask then after that i will find a way to sneak you two out so that we can go to the shopping center and buy you two some clothing. But, until then will you please follow me and in your room i will tell you how i know of you" i said. They obeyd.
We walked into the room and i remembered that there is only one bed in the room, well i have enough money to get my own flat, that way Thranduil and Legolas will have their own rooms and i wont have to hide them anymore. "oh no you dont have to buy a new stronghold just because of us! We could board someplace else!!" said Thranduil hastily. "Oh sorry, i didnt realize i had said that out lowd! But its okay because A)i have enough money 2)theres no room here for you and triangle)Dan and Phil need my room and this room to film" upon seeing their bewilderd faces i said that i would show them when the time comes that i feel the need.
So after i gave them their food and told them my name (and found out the hard way that they were vegans) i went back to my room to rest and to try to get mentally readied for tommorow...
