*RECAP* "No! Gollum, dont do that to his face!!!" *RECAP OVER*
*STILL EVAN'S P.O.V*
As i closed my eyes i heard a terible shriek and then a crash as if someone fell on the floor. I took this moment to open my eyes a little. What i saw was hilerious, Gollum was trying to put his fist up Elronds nose! I laughed so hard i fell down luckily i landed on an unfortunate Elf prince. "oh, s-sorry" i said stupidly, blushing like crazy. Well that was awkward i said to myself.
"Hey! Lets go to the zoo!!!" yelled Matt suddenly, scaring the sh!t out of the elves i might add.
"What is this, uh, zoo you speak of master Matthew?" asked Gandalf speaking up for the first time. "Well, uhhhhh, you see theres animals that you can look at sort of" replied Matt shrugging. "oh yeah and HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW MY NAME CREEPY WIZARD DUDE!?!??!" yelled Matt, just realizing that he had said his full name. "I have my ways" was all he said back. I had just now noticed that everybody else was just sort of standing in the backround awkwardly. "Wait, wait, wait, we dont have enough cars! And none of them are dressed in midgard attire!!!!" Yelled Thora-Lee. "have you been whatching the avengers again?" asked Gerard dissaprovingly. "Heeeyy! I do what i want! And loki is pretty hot you lowly mortal!!! Do you want me to hit you with my harry potter wand!!!???" she replied waving the wand in his face and shouting "AVADA KADAVERA!!!". When they where fighting i took it upon myself to see if i had any left over clothes from the last time my brothers stayed over. Luckily i found some
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*AT THE ZOOOO*
*THORA-LEE'S P.O.V*
"Oooh, look its a striped horse!!!!!" squealed Haldir. "squealing, very manly Haldir" i said laughing. "pshhh, i was not squealing!" he stated going very red "i was simply surprized, we dont have striped horses in Lothlorién". "Nor do we, this is a Zebra" i said trying to hold in the laugh that wanted to come out "it comes from a place called Africa, its far away from here."
"oh okay" he said and walked towards the others. I decided to come too.
"kay, lets do a head count!" i yelled because i had a feeling someone was either missing or had been added to the group. "What are we, preschoolers!?!" yelled Carlos angrily. "Shut your god-damned mouth or ill take away your X-Box!!" i shouted back. "okay so, Evan?" "here!". "Carlos?" "here!". "Gerard?" "here!". "Lindir?" "here!". "Thranduil?" "Here!". " Lego-man?" "Here and its Legolas!!!" "Shuddup". "Haldir?" "here!". "Gollum?" "He is still here!". Matt?" "HERE!!!!" "Gandalf?" "I am here". "Lord Elrond?" "I too am also here". "Nia-wait Niall WTF are you doin here?!?" i asked. "I thought the small grey thing in a princess dress was a bunnie..." he replied sheepishly. "How the hell does he look like a bunnie?!?!?" i asked maby a little too harsh and now it looked like he was going to cry. "Niall, look im sorry man" i said giving him a hug. "s'ok you didnt mean to" he replied. "here, to make you feel better, go get the guys and we can go get ice cream k? Then i can introduce you to the others and bunnie man!" i said. "okay!"
