"Hello mummy! My friends and I are here!!" i called out upon entering the house. "Your mother and father are out in the garden with guests that have just arrived" stated Arthur the butler. "Thank you Arthur, come hither mellonens!" i called climbing the stairs to my very own wing of the house. "Why are you all of a sudden so fruckin' fancy now that we get to your parent's house?" asked Evan raising her eyebrow. "Because its fun to be fancy in this big ass house" i replied dropping my stuff in my room. "Now" i said "Some of you will have to share rooms, Matt, you and Lindir are the fourth door on the right. Lord Elrond yours is the second on the left, Mithrandir yours is right beside Lord El's. Evan and Little Leaf will share a room and that leaves the bedroom at the end of the hall for Thranduil" i said clapping because i can.
A couple minuets after they all left to go unpack their bags i heard my door open but i paid no attention to it and just kept unpacking, "You're home!!!" cried two little voices from my door and in seconds i was tackled to the ground in a big hug by two four year olds. "Sup guys!? I missed you so much!" I told them hugging them back. "Who are these little rascals?" asked an amused voice from my doorway. "Thranduil, this is my little brother and sister, James and Sophia. James and Sophia this is my..." i stopped 'cause i had no idea what we were. "Boyfriend. I'm her boyfriend. Pleased to meet you miss Sophia and sir James" he said bowing to James and kissing Sophia's hand making her giggle. "You have pretty hair Th-thra-thrand-thrandool" said Sophia touching his hair and giving him a moustache with it by tucking it behind the opposite ear so it hung accross his face. "Why thank you Sophia, you do too" he replied giving her a moustache too. "Thank you Thrandy!" she said patting his head and then racing off to find her twin who had just left the room in search of Matt.
"need help unpacking meleth?" asked Thranduil looking at my still packed bags. "uh, yeah...." i answered biting my lip. We ended up just opening my closet and dumping the bags into it. "Well that worked well" I said triumphantly. "That it did" replied Thranduil kissing my forehead but i leaned up and pushed his head down a bit so that he ended up kissing my lips instead and right in that moment Legolas walked in "uh Evan said you were up he-Eww! Gross Dad!" he cut himself off seeing us kissing. "Oh, hush child. Its not like you and Evan dont kiss every three seconds" retorted Thranduil sarcastically. "Yeah umm okay whatever, anyways, Evan said you were up here and i just wanted to ask if you had Netflix here" he said warily. "Yeah uhh whats the password......? Oh right its *#*#*#*#" i told him. "Really its just a bunch of stars and number signs?" he asked with an eyebrow raised. "Uhh, yeah got a problem?" i replied. "Nope. None all, i'm just going to go watch Chuck now" he stated walking into his room down the hall.
"Should we go downstairs so i can introduce you guys to my parents?" I asked Thranduil after a couple minuets of just standing there. "I think we should" he replied. "Ok lets go. Carry me peasant!" I ordered trying to look regal. "Why of course your majesty" he replied completely serious but i could see the humor in his eyes. He picked me up and carried me down the stairs after carrying me around to all the rooms to tell everybody to come downstairs.
"Now put me down" I ordered Thranduil. "Of course your grace" he replied like a good little elven king. "Good now i shall reward you" I said kissing him shortly. "My thanks, my queen" he said bowing. "You are welcome, my king" I replied bowing too. "Now" i said turning towards my family who were staring at my friends weirdly "These are my friends, Evan, Matt, Legolas, Thranduil, Lindir, Haldir, Lord Elrond and Gandalf the grey" I said pointing at each of them and they waved when their names where called and when Thranduil's name was called Sophia and James ran up to him shouting "Thrandool!!". "Friends, this is, my little sister Sophia Parker, my little brother James Parker, my mother Marie Parker and my Step-father George Parker" i said introducing them all.
After we all got acquainted better we all decided to go to the beach to collect shells and try and fail to surf, other than Gandalf and my father they wanted to talk about plants -_-. "Oh cool look! That looks like a Hobbit hole!" cried Haldir jumping down off the path to look at a clump of roots that grew funny so that it looked like a hobbit hole. "Oh yeah! Here go inside it i want to take a picture!" said my mother taking out her camera. "Mummy, you are acting like a tourist!" i said embarrassed. "Oh hush, i want to document this!" she clarified not looking any less like a tourist even though she lived here.
"oh my Valar!!" squealed Lindir from beside me when we were walking the beach. "What?" i asked startled by his squeal. "Sc-Scarlett fucking Johansson is r-right over there!" he said slowly while his eyes bugged out. "Well, what are you waiting for?!? Go ask for a picture lover boy!!" i cried pushing him towards where she was walking alone and then ran back to Thranduil's side quickly. "I tottally ship it" Stated Evan from behind us. "I second that!" i said. "Yup" said Haldir. "I'll help plan the wedding" replied my mother. "Same" agreed Elrond making us all look at him funny. "What?? Am I not aloud to the wedding of one of my servants?!?" he asked annoyed. "Eh" i replied shrugging "I guess you could". "Servants?" asked my mother. "Mummy, remember he is Lord Elrond" I reminded her stressing Lord. "Riiiiigght" she replied with a raised eyebrow. "And Thrandool-" Sophia started. "-is a king" finished James. "And I'm a prince just incase anyone needed to know" stated Legolas. "Good job Lelly! You get a gold star!" i cried patting him like a dog on the head. "Oh, wow. How about you Haldir? Are you and Lindir anything big?" mother asked. "Kind of, i am a march warden and Lindir is uhh, actually i don't know what he is, i just know he works for Lord Elrond in a higher ranked job than most elv-people" he replied.
"OH MY FUCK I GOT HER NUMBER!!!" sang Lindir skipping over with a huge grin on his face. "oh my fuck you did" i replied surprised "Now you just need a phone". "Well then lets go get him one!" said Mum pulling out her wallet and waving it around because why not. "Lets-a-go!!" cried Thranduil pulling me on his back and galloping towards the house that luckily wasnt too far from the beach.
