"Shopping, shopping, shopping, we are going shopping!" sang Evan and Legolas happily. "sooo, tongue?" i asked out of the blue and Evan's face immediately turned bright red. "N-no th-there wa-was not t-t-ong-tongue!" she stammered and legolas looked cutely confused. "Dont worry Lelly, ill tell you when you are older" said Thranduil smirking and patting his head from inside the cart. "So remind me why we have to push your fat ass through the store?" i asked him. "Well, lady Evan said that it is proper for 'The king of fabulousness' gets to make a small amount of his personal court to push him around in this mithril contraption" he stated adjusting his plastic barbie crown making me and Levan (Lelly and Evan's ship name) snicker, Evan told Legs that it was for little kids, "And i do not have a large donkey in here with me so care to explain?" he asked cutely. "Well, ass also means butt" i said looking down. "Well its not that bad...." he replied "Now, onward!!". "Oh, this is so going on the youtube channel" said Evan pulling out her camcorder.
"Soooo, what are we gonna get?" i asked them. "Foooooood!!!" cried Evan. "Okay, what kind of food?" i asked her. "Oh, i dont know, the edible kind?" she replied being a sarcastic little twat. "ohhhhh, i know!!! Lots and lots and lots of crisps and pop!!!!" i cried running a little and jumping on the back of the cart while it was going. "What are 'Crisps and pop'?" asked Legolas. "only two of the best foods ever!!!" replied Evan picking out like thirteen bags of crisps luckily i was paying and my parents are loaded! "Could we maybe buy some of that iced cream that you seemed so keen on buying us at the 'Zoo'?" asked Thranduil. "Sure mellonen" i replied jumping off the cart and grabbing two buckets of ice cream (One mint and one orange). "You speak the language of our people?" he asked surprised. "Uhh, just a little. We also speak Khuzdul and the black speech too. Well, we can write in Khuzdul" i replied shrugging. "Hmmm, i did not think you knew much about us, just our names and such public information" said Legolas. "Ohh, i know a lot about you greenleaf greenleaf son of Thranduil" replied Evan kissing his forehead. "Moon moon Thranduillion!" i said pumping my fist in the air. "I do not get that reference" said Thranduil confused. "I will show you when we get home kay meleth?" i said. "okay.....wait what did you just say?" he asked raising an eyebrow. "Nothing! Nothing! I said absolutely nothing!" i said going bright red. "Awwwww! Thora-Lee and Thranduil sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" sang Legolas and Evan. "Shazara Lelly boy!" i said slapping the back of his head. "Owww! Evannnn! She hit meee!" he whined. "Oh babe your fine!" she said laughing. "Can you kiss it better?" he asked flashing his puppy eyes. "Ugh, fine!" she said kissing his head. "Ohhhh, i have a new OTP!!!!" i sang. "Oh? And what would that be?" she asked. "Why, Levan of course!" i replied grinning. "Well, i think my new OTP is Thoranduil!" she said. "You little fuck tard!" i said. "Welllll, you did call him 'Meleth'" she replied with a smirk. "Whatever" i grumbled.
I heard whispering beside me when we got out of the store but whenever i looked over all three of them would look away and whistle suspiciously. "Omigod! Look! It's Tom Hiddleston!!!" Yelled Evan and i whipped my head around to be met by Thranduil's face, Very close to mine might i add, "Uhh can i help yo-" i got cut short by his lips on mine. It lasted about two seconds before i reacted and started kissing back. It lasted for almost two minuets until someone coughed and we both pulled away somewhat out of breath. "Umm, that was a lot longer than we expected" said Evan rolling her eyes. "Oh, please! Like you and Legolas dont kiss every time we turn arou-wait are you guys a thing now?" i asked. "Weeelll i actually dont know..." said Evan. "What does that mean?" asked Legolas. "She asked if we were courting" she told him. "Oh, well Evan do you want to court me?" he asked. "Fuck yes!" she replied kissing him. It lasted for a long time before i decided to kick her in the back of the knee. "Can we like go now?" i asked irritably. "Yes" she replied.
"So, tongue?" i asked when we pulled up to the apartment building. "This time, yes, yes there was" she replied getting out.
