I have to change where they are to London Ontario or else they are going to have big problems later on.
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When the elves tried the ice cream I had bought for them they looked very confused as to why it was cold. "Uhh, how do we eat this...um...food?" asked Lindir confusseled. "Well you lick it like a wooden board!" said matt loudly making us laugh and the elves look horrified. "You would cut trees into boards!?!?" asked Legolas worrisomely. "Yeah...people in midgard have little to no respect for nature that's why the animals were in cages..." I replied. "Why that's just horrid!!" Said Thranduil angrily. "Yes, it is...sadly we can do little to nothing about it" I replied solemnly. "Uhhh, we can play flappy bird!" cried Matt obviously not knowing what was going on. "no, Matt I don't think you know what they are talking about" said Evan face palming. "No, not really. I just wanna play flappy bird..." he replied looking down ashamed. "All in due time master Matthew, all in due time" replied Gandalf laughing a bit. "Well I am just going over by the striped horses to eat this wonderful cold food" said Haldir awkwardly. "Hey Hal!" I cried. "What?" he replied looking back. "Zebra, Hal, it's a zebra" I said turning around laughing.
"HEY GUYS YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME!!!" we heard someone scream from behind us. "Haha, sorry Nialler!" I yelled back stopping. "I...icecream....run....need....catch...breath" he said through breaths bending over trying to catch his breath. "So, no flappy bird?" asked Matt looking around. "Sorry about leaving you gu-I forgot Haldir by the Zebras" I replied turning half way through the sentence. "Hey Hal, we're going now man" I said seeing that he was looking somewhere in the distance. "What are you looking at?" I asked confuzzled. "The sea" have answered. "Oh right you and the rest got elve eyes and shit. "You seem to use that word often" he said. "What eyes?" I asked confused. "No 'shit'" he replied not knowing what it meant. "oh well, um let's see, Uhhh...feces?" it came out more of a question than I had hoped for. "Well, now I regret asking..." he replied looking horrified. "Yeah..." I said. "So we should head back..." I said turning away. "Yes we should but, what was Matt meaning by 'flappy bird'?" he asked. "Well it's a game..." I said lamely "on a ph-thing". "okay, will you show me how to play it?" he asked. "Sure" I replied taking his arm and dragging him to my bitches, sorry I mean friends.
"HONEY, IM HOME!" yelled Nialler jokingly when we got in Evan's flat. "Dude, shit" I said seeing my mum had called. "What?" yelled Gerard from the kitchen. "I gotta go to the island again with my parents!!" I yelled back. "Oh shit" replied Matt. "Shit is right. What am I gonna do!?!?" I asked frantically. "Take some of the elves" she suggested. "Yeah, that could work..." I said calming a bit. "Umm Lord El, what are you doing?" asked Carlos. "He is drawing some of his vision he has just had" replied Gandalf. "All he's doing is writing down 'Vancouver and Lady Galadriel's name" said Evan quizzically. "My mind says we will see her and Lord Celeborn on this island you speak of" replied Elrond standing up. "Well that's one that I have to take, who else wants to come?" I asked to which every one of the Elves (and wizard and Gollum) said aye. "Matt, Evan do you guys still have your cars?" I asked. "I'm just gonna use my mom's if we need it" replied matt shrugging. "And you've beenin my car today already" said Evan. "oh, right, we'll I guess we are going to vancouver Island!!!" I yelled excitedly.
