*Lillya's P.O.V*
"Please, I know that I haven't been the best or very helpful around the house but, please, I need some adventure in my life-hopefuly including some hot elves-its too boring with just a 'good life' I need a great life full of mysterie and excitement not lazy-ness and boring-ness!" I pleaded for the second time tonight.
[I had been asking the valar (lotr obssesed much) and sometimes Eru himself for a more ecxiting life than my youtube life. You may think that living with dan and phil is fun and exiting but its not, they may look funny and energetic on the internet but at home they are lazy and irresponsible (for the most part sometimes they go to the walk to the mall which is like a mile away) ]
*Crash* i had just started to fall asleep when all of a sudden I heard something fall. Where in the flat it was, was unknown. I waited...*Crash* there it was again! Hmm... Its seems to have sto-*creek* theres someone on the staircase! Im surprised Phil hasnt woken up yet, useually hes a light sleeper. 'Hmm I should go check it out'. I thought to myself. I grabbed my sharp crystal thats always on my bedside and slowly pealed back the blanket and-with the crystal in hand-walked towards the sound (I know stupid thing to do but I'm not always the smartest).
"Hello?" I called out quietly. No answer. I crept closer to the stairs. I could see a-no scratch that two figuers in the dark they were both lying on the floor seeming asleep. I was about to nudge one with my foot until I saw a crown of sorts on his head and it looked like-no it coudnt but it looked like King Thranduil's crown! Ok so either some crazy LARPers snuck into the flat and fell asleep or-because at this time a noticed the other one looked a lot like legolas-or it is actually King Thranduil and Prince Legolas!
"mrphtogbhv" Said the Legolas look a like.
"what?" I said caught off guard because I was too deep in my thoughts to realize that they were waking up.
"I said: where am i?" Replied Lego man.
"Well you are in london, may i ask a question?" I replied and asked."but of course" said the Legolas look a like.
"okay urm...are you actually prince legolas or just a larper?" I finally asked.
"we are..."
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*editting note, no fucking shit 11 year old me, its a fucking book and this is the first motherfucking chapter you inbred seal!* *Ps you suck at capitals and spelling.*
