"we're flying!" cried Legolas as the plane lifted off and accidently kicked my seat from behind. "Dammit moon moon!" I yelled quickly being shushed by the other pric-I mean passenger..."moon moon? I do not understand that reference" said Legolas confused. "it is a 'meme' from a 'website' called 'Tumblr'. it started from a chart where people could create wolf names for themselves using the first letter of their first name and first letter of their last name, and hers just happened to become moon moon" replied Lindir from behind the screen of my tablet that her had somehow snuck out of my purse that was right beside me. "and you know that how?" I asked in disbelief. "Evan made me a Tumblr account" he replied shrugging then putting all of hi attention back to the screen where he was either looking at his Tumblr or pictures of Natasha Romanoff aka black widow. he had grown fond of a large number of geeky aspects and now even has a crush on Scarlett like a BIG one. "yay! a new geek for our fellowship!" I cried hugging him. "not the hair! not the hair!" he whined. "aww, your no fun!" I pouted and turned towards Haldir who had taken my IPhone and was now trying and failing at flappy bird because he wasn't even touching the screen he was jut saying: "I demand you to fly you dumb yellow bird!". "uh, Hal?" I asked. "Yeah Lee?" he replied. "you have to tap the screen" I said and then heard Evan say from behind us in the middle of Lelly and Thrandy: "Tap that Haldir!" which made a few nerdy looking kids look in our direction with wide us upon hearing his name. "Dammit moon moon!" I hissed bashing my fist down on her knee to which she squealed: "oowwie!". "Just tell them that uhhhhhhhhh.........they are professional cos-players that just god plastic surgery and their hair dyed so they could look the part more...?" she replied unsurely upon seeing the gross pimply teens rushing over and almost fainting upon seeing our group. "uhhh sure that'll do" I replied quickly. "OH MY GOD! are you Haldir!?!? march warden of Lothlorien!?!?!??!" the squealed much like young girls. "nope. but I do cos-play as him sometimes" he replied cooly "we all are just coming back from getting plastic surgery to look more like the characters we cos-play as, because we are all aiming to be professional cos-players" he answered changing his voice a bit so it was believable. "oh....sorry to disturb you sir..." they mumbled looking quite down. "no worries boys, I got stopped about six times in the airport because I looked so much like haldir" he replied shrugging.
"so uh, how exactly did you get them on the plane?" asked Evan. "dude, my family are the Parkers, loaded remember, filthy rich stepdad. so I just gave the security guards a little extra money" I replied shrugging. "ah yes a little extra being....?" she said raising her eyebrow. "oh you know....couple hundred...." I said looking down. "I don't believe you!" she sang. "okay, thousand but they seriously wouldn't let them in" I replied. "Lee?" asked Thranduil. "yeah melleth(1)....dammit I said it again....." I replied. "why is your last name Schlovica but your family name is Parker?" he asked. "Because Schlovica was my adar's(2) last name and I'm too lazy to change it and my step-dad's last name is Parker so, because he and my nana(3) wed the family name changed to Parker" I replied shrugging. "Well where is your adar then?" he asked cutely confused. "Probably drunk in an alleyway or something" I replied blowing the hair out of my face. "Oh..." was all he replied.
"Evan! Evan! Evan, Evan, Evan!!!!" whined Legolas squirming in his seat. "What?!?" she hissed annoyed that she had been awoken from her slumber. "I really, really, really have to go pee and i dont know where the bathroom is" he whispered urgently and i had to cover my face with my hands so i wouldnt burst out laughing and wake the other passengers for it was like midnight. "S'okay Legolas i'll take you" said Thranduil groggily standing up because Evan had fallen back asleep half way through Lego's sentence. "Thanks adar" replied Legolas sheepily.
"So uh, Lin how many followers do you have?" i asked Lindir beside me. "258 oh no, 259" he replied not taking his face off the screen. "You know thats gonna die soon right?" i told him. "Nope. I have it plugged in" he replied. "Whats your blog called?" i asked him "cause i just managed to sneak my phone away from Haldir so imma follow you". "Oh, okay its 'Totally-Not-Lindir-From-Rivendell'" he answered (AN if that is a real blog name it is simply a coincedence). "And i am guessing Evan made that for you?" i asked raising an eyebrow. "Yep" he answered taking a sip of his doctor pepper and going strait back to the wonderful world of Tumblr. "Thought so..." i mumbled following him and then turning off my phone and trying to go to sleep.
"Oh my Valar! What was that!" cried Legolas when he and his adar got back from the bathroom, falling to the ground when we hit a bit of turbulence. "Just a bit of turbulence babe" replied Evan helping him up. "So Hal, what's your high score on flappy bird?" i asked seeing that he had once again kidnapped my phone. "98" he replied. "So, your one less than Evan, she's got 99" i said turning my tablet on because i had just gotten it back from Lindir who was now watching the Avengers....er well, more like just Natasha. "Lindir" i said turning around to glare at him. "Yes?" he replied innocently. "Why is my backround Natasha" i asked him. "Shes p-pretty......" he replied the tips of his ears going bright red. "Oohh! Lil' Linny's got a crush!!" i squealed. "Shhhhhh!" if the others heard they'd never forget and they'd make fun of me" he replied. "Dont worry Lindir, 'Twas only myself and Lee who heard the others are asleep" said Haldir "Buuuuuut, i am still going to hold you to it...." he said winking. "Noooooooo!" cried Lindir obviously quietly because it was only two in the morning. "You aint gonna make fun of Lin for anything, savvy?" i told Haldir shooting him a disaproving look. "Okay" he grumbled.
"Yes! Land! Oh sweet, sweet land!" cried Elrond kissing the ground when we got off the plain on vancouver island. "Uhh, lord El......people are looking at us funny" i warned. "Oh uh, right hahaha......" he chuckled nervously looking around. "We go.....here!" i cried picking up my suitcase and heading towards a limo. "A limo, seriously?!?" Evan asked in disbelief. "Dude, my step father is George Parker, you should expect no less" i reminded her. "Right. Forgot, no LETS-A-GO!!" she cried running towards the car at top speed trailing Legolas her. "Finally!" i cried "In Vancouver again!" i yelled climbing into the back of the limo with the rest after the driver had taken their bags.
