"YOU WERE GONE FOR EVVEEEEERSEZ!!!!!" cried Matt jumping on us when we walked in the door making all the shopping bags fall on the ground spilling the clothes and crisps all over the floor. "Dammit Matt! Just go home and pack and feed Jojo so we can clean this up please!" i said facepalming. "Okay, but im going to take a bag of chips!" he replied taking like two bags of chips and walking out.
"Well, for someone that said they missed us so much he sure left fast" said Evan picking up the clothes and chips. "I know right" i replied scoffing. "LINDIR!! WE PICKED UP SOME MORE DR. PEPPER!!!" i called down the hall. He came racing down the hall "Thank you Lee" he replied walking away. "Hey wait!" i called. "yes?" he asked turning around. "Here, we bought you some clothes and suitcases to pack your stuff" i handed the things to him before putting the food in the cupboard and picking up the rest of the stuff and bringing it to the living room where the elves and Gollum and Gandalf were watching T.V. and Haldir was trying to play flappy bird.
"Hey Hal, catch!" i cried throwing a bag of clothes to him, it contained some grey skinny jeans and a zebra striped shirt that read 'Haldir lives' and had a little bow and arrow beside the text and pair of bright white converse all stars. I threw different bags to each of the guys. Lindir got a red Avengers T-Shirt with black skinny jeans that had the Dr. Pepper emblem all over them and a pair of brown Doc Martins. Gollum got another pink and purple fairy princess dress (which he put on immediately) and some blue sparkly socks from clairs. Elrond got a grey shirt with him doing a facepalm on it and it said 'Majestic elven facepalm' and some jeans with a pair of white runners. Gandalf got a black LOTR shirt with the fellowship on it and a pair of jeans and a weirdly carved pink wooden walking stick. "YAY!! ITS LIKE CHRISTMAS IN MY LIVING ROOM!!!!" cried Evan dancing around with Legolas through all the boxes and bags one hitting me in the face "Son of a bitch!" i yelled rubbing my nose. "Sorry..." replied Evan. "im sure you are Evan, im sure you are" i muttered my nose bleeding a bit. "OWWWYY!!!! My nose huurrrtss!!" i whined after i rubbed it "Thranduuiiiill?" i sang in question. "Yeah?" he asked standing in the doorway seeming amused. "Can you kiss it better? Pweeeeeeeese????" i asked using my puppy eyes. "Sure baby Lee" he said in a baby voice mockingly and then came over and kissed my nose "All better?" he asked. "All better!" i replied throwing my hands up like a three year old.
"Remember to throw me off a bridge if i ever act like that with you okay meleth?" whispered Evan to Legolas. "Sure love" he replied kissing her head from behind her (They had sat down on the couch with Evan on Leg's lap). "Whatever...oh and we need to get packing! Were gonna miss the flight!!" i cried "I got you all suitcases just pack everything that is yours in them and we can go soon!" i yelled. "Which one is mine?" asked Lindir. "The Marvel one with the girl with the red hair on it" i said getting my sparkly black one out of the hall closet. "Gollum is going to stay with Carlos and Gerard for the fortnight" Called Evan who had just gotten off the phone with them. "Whatever!!" i called back. "We seem to be one boxy thingy short!!" called Legolas from the living room. "YOU AND EVAN CAN SHARE!!" i yelled from my room that already had clothes in the closet from the times that i stayed over at her flat when i still lived with Dan and Phil. "OKAY-AY!!!" Legolas hollered back. "FUCK YOU-OU!!" Screamed Evan in the same tone. "Aww! I love you too Ev!!" i called back sarcastically.
"Now that we're all packed, can we all fit in two cars? Because Matt's mum said that he cant use her car so we gotta fit some how" i said when we got outside. "Yeah, we can all fit with my car and your truck we can fit" Evan replied. "Good thing i always park it here" i said smiling. So it went me,Thranduil,Haldir,Lindir and Elrond in my truck that seated five and in Evans car was her, Legolas and Gandalf that seated four so there was one seat left for Matt.
"I THOUGHT YOU GUYS FORGOT ABOUT ME!!" yelled Matt when we pulled up in front of his apartment building. "We could never forget about our Matty!" cried Legolas putting hkm in a head lock and ruffling his hair, it was easy because Matt was so short. "LETS A-GO!!" cried Evan jumping back into her car and starting it. "Hey, you wanna race?" i asked her pulling up beside her tiny car in my big truck that could easily run hers over. "Hell yes!" she replied fist pumping the air. "Good" i said revving my truck and racing out of the parking lot.
