Phan One Shots

Am I A Good Kisser?

It was a Tuesday night and I was getting ready to do my weekly live show. I was deciding if I should troll my audience in a different way but I decided to stick with the "hi everybody, welcome to the live show" and repeat it as many times as possible before I started to get really annoying.

"Where's Phil?" I read in the chat.

"Phil" I laughed. "He's in the kitchen making dinner. I think we're having some tasty stir fry tonight. (that's literally all they fucking eat + pizza)

"Any tips for someone going to high school?"

"Someone asked if I have any tips for upcoming high school students. Yes I do. My number one advice is to not procrastinate. I know it's such an overused thing to say but it is one hundred percent true. I have past experiences with this and it's so terrible. If you procrastinate and leave everything until last minute you're going to have a pile of overdue work that I can guarantee you're not going to do. Also please understand that one bad grade isn't going to ruin your life. It is a simple mistake that you can work over." (This is actually my advice to you ok. Have fun.)

"Are you a good kisser?" I chuckled as I read in the chat. I find it funny how the live show goes through so many random topics in one hour.

"Am I good kisser?" I laughed and smiled again. "I'm not sure. Let's find out." I winked.

"Phil!" I called out for him.

"What?" He yelled back.

"Come over here!"

"The kitchen is going to burn down if I leave it unattended, Dan!"

"It's really important!" I heard Phil waking towards my room and I kept my face looking straight into the camera. Phil crouched down on his knees next to my chair and said hello to the chat.

"Hey guys!" He waved.

"So, Dan. What was so important that I had to leave the kitchen for?" He raised an eyebrows.

"Am I a good kisser?" I asked and directed my eyes off of the screen and on Phil.

"Let's see." Phil grabbed my neck and pulled me towards him. I cupped his cheeks and kept my eyes on him before he closed the space between us. We kissed for what felt like forever until I remembered that I was live and that thousands of people were watching us. We pulled apart, both a blushing mess and stared at the chat. It was going crazy. So many texts were coming in that it was difficult to read them.

"So?" I asked.

"Ten out of ten, would do again." He said and kissed me one more time before walking back to the kitchen.

I laughed and looked back to read the chat. One question caught my attention.

"What's your favorite otp?"

"What's my favorite otp, asked Laura. I would have to say phan."

(A/n this was hella short but I mean it was a one shot.)