Hercules: I'm a demigod of the big three
Percy: me too
Hercules: when I was a baby I strangled two snakes with my bare hands.
Percy: mom freaked when I did that.
Hercules:I fought the nemean lion
Percy: no way same! I was what fourteen!
Hercules: I fought the hydra
Percy: dude were like the same person
Hercules: I hunted down artemis's sacred deer
Percy: my friend did that. Chasing deer isn't really my thing.
Hercules: I fought this massive boar once
Percy: no way I think I fought it's girlfriend. A couple of days before I fought Kronos.
Hercules:I had to clean this stable that hadn't been cleaned for hundreds of years
Percy: I heard a nymph helped you with that. I used my own powers
Hercules: I FOUGHT THE AMAZONS!
Percy: same. While I was there my friend stole a horse that eats gold. Before we rescued the legions eagle and after I was switched with Jason because I was important.
Hercules: the Minotaur
Percy: done that. Twice. And the first time I was twelve
Hercules: I WAS OFFERED IMMORTALITY!!!!!!
Percy: me too. I turned it down tho cause I liked this girl...
Hercules: jumps in the river styx
Percy: dude I did that too
Hercules: jumps into Tartarus
Percy: did that also. After my girlfriend got a giant statue away from Arachne. A giant spider. And she's a daughter of Athena. I also closed the doors of death with bob and damesam. Right before I fought Gaea and killed that pillow pet killer!
Hercules:screams!!!!!!!!!!!!
I did get that from another story but I added to it a bit
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FanfictionWeird things of PJO and HoO There may be a throw in of other fandoms once in a while BTDubs. Near the 100's it gets a bit more Harry Potter
