Adopted By 5 IDIOTS

My Life Is Like A Reality T.V Show...

*Jazmin's pov*

After that little episode we all relaxed and talked. "Soo...do you have any one's?" Currently we're all playing Go Fish turns out that Harry and Louis approved of Kyle. "Go fish..." "Are you guys doing this to me on purpose?!? because you guys have been saying this for the past 15 minutes!!" Kyle, Louis and Zayn smiled and said "No..." "You know what I give up! Screw society! I'M watching Real Husband's of Hollywood!!" Everyone started laughing a bit at my comment Yes sir I love them so much...

"So Kyle what do you see in my little girl?" I snapped my head towards Harry to see him with his cocky grin Oh dear GOD! he's getting pay back for what I did to him last week!! You see one day I decided to wake up early in the morning extra mischievous. I snuck up to Harry's room and crazy glued his phone to his face and a sock on his hand. The sock was a puppet and it was a mini him, It stayed glued on to him for 3 days. Yes yes I know what your thinking 'I'M A GENIUS!', but no your wrong. Kyle looked like he was sweating bullets because of how nervous he looked. "Uh...uh...I like everything about her the good and the bad the way she laughs even when she get's pissed off really... "

"And Jazmin what about YOU?" My breath hitched HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS TO YOUR DAD?!?!? "umm.....ummm....HARRY WHY DID YOU ASK ME THIS QUESTION YOU KNOW I'M NOT GOOD AT EXPLAINING!!!!" "That's what you get for what you did to me last week..." "Urgh!.... I like lots of things about him to much to explain to you guys... Are you happy Harold?!?!" Louis stood beside me and said "Ahh...fatherly love! Such a joy don't you think Liam?" "Don't drag me into this lou... " Hey...Wait if they adopted me doesn't it mean that their all married to each other? "Hey LIAM!" "Hmmm?" "If I'm your kid doesn't it mean your all married to each other?"

He looked at me as if I had said something really really smart... which is rare. "I never thought of it that way..."

"So are you guys married? or nooo...?" They made really weird faces and Kyle gave me his 'WTF' face. "NO! NEVER!" "Good! it would be super God damn weird" "Hey Liam have you seen my gummy bears?" I looked at Harry while he asked the question "Hey Harry ummmm....I think I ate them" He looked at me and asked "Why?!?!" "Well they were on my bed in my room so I thought Santa came early!" He mumbled "you suck..." "WHY THANKS! YOUNG SIR FOR THAT WONDERFUL COMPLIMENTARY GIFT!"

~~~~~15min later

So 15 minutes past and Kyle's mom told/asked Liam if he could spend the night because, she had a last minute business trip to head to and no one would be home. So Yeah...he's sleeping over.... Oh God this is gonna be weird! "Jazmin!! why don't you love me!" "What do you mean Zayn?" (a/n: que the akward silence!). "Just love me!" I think Zayn's drunk or high on the same drug Liam was on in the morning... Before I knew it I was tackled into a bear hug. "Zayn are you on a drug I never heard of...?" "No I just...just" He then suddenly took a deep breath like he was smelling me. I shoved him off of me "You CREEP!!" Then ran behind Kyle to hide. Zayn then said "Ok you guys lost I won all of you need to pay up no more no less please"

I looked at him "What the he'll do you mean by THAT?!?" He smiled at me while saying these exact words "We made a bet that if I could make you creeped out that I would get 5 bucks from everyone!" "HEY!! that's not fair! it's not my fault Zayn looks like a creep!" They all smiled they suck! I went to sit on the couch and yawned it was 6 o'clock It feels late though... "Harry... what's for dinner..." "I dunno I thought you were gonna cook?" I looked at him then at the kitchen then back at him "Ha-ha.. no" He pouted "But I'm too lazy..." "HEY! That's my excuse! How dare you use it."

He stuck his tongue out at me and crossed his arm's like a four year old would do if He got mad. "Hey who's the adult in here? because it's definitely not me so I am not cooking." He huffed in defeat and went to make sandwiches. "I'm starving..." I looked at Kyle and he only rolled his eyes at me. The doorbell rang so everyone looked at me as if saying to go get it. "You guys suck!" I went up to the door and opened it to my surprise it was Crystal. "Hey!" "Hi now hurry up and get inside woman I'm cold". She sighed and walked in everyone said hi to her then she noticed Kyle and asked "What the hell is He doing here?!?!" I sighed a long sigh "Well he's sleeping over... cuz his mom ain't home and....yea..h"

"Ah I see...then I'm sleeping over too! Who knows what you guys will do in that room if I'm not there" Kyle's face turned so red it resembled a tomato and well mine I leave that to your imagination. "What I'm just saying no need to give that face." I mumbled very colorful words and some that I made up myself. Yup my life is a T.v. show. Harry called us for the food and I grabbed one but then got taken away from crystal so I snatched Nialls right before He took a bite. "Hey! That was mine!" He reached out to take it  but I licked it and yelled "MY GERMS!!" He pouted and told Harry what I did He looked at me and said "Good job love!" "Thank YOU!" Everyone laughed a bit then I went to my room with Crystal because the lads wanted to spend time with their future 'son in law'.

Me and crystal we're talking about random things like how was it in the orphanage after she left, and how is it to be living with with an actual family. Then Kyle burst in threw the door "Your dad's are pretty cool people" "Yeah I think so too" He came on the bed with us and laid his head on my lap. "So how are you and your lover doing?" "We're good we don't really do much... bit other than that we're fine!" I smiled at her and pulled on the blonde boys hair. "Ow... what was that for?" I shrugged "Wait.... did we have any homework?" We all looked at each other "I have absolutely no fucking clue..." I yawned "I don't care I'll do it in homeroom" I pushed Kyle off of me and went to get PJ's for me and Crystal. I found a pair of sweats and my old Rolling Stones T-shirt then threw them at her.

I grabbed my short's and muscle shirt from under my pillow then told Kyle "Either you sleep like that or something cuz I don't have clothes for you...unless you want my candy cane fuzzy pants." He nodded no "I'll just sleep in my boxers..." I nodded and went in the bathroom to change then I let crystal in right after. When I turned around from the door Kyle was already undressed. "So... where am I sleeping?" "I don't KNOW!" "Well then I'm gonna sleep with you Kay?" He didn't even give me a chance to reply because He was already under the covers. "You whore you took my pillow!" Crystal walked out and went to the futon that was by my window and laid down falling asleep instantly. I turned off the light and went to the bed and laid down, feeling arms wrap around me pulling me closer to their body before I fell alseep.