Adopted By 5 IDIOTS

Oh The Sacrafices to be A Woman

*Jazmin pov*

"Jazmin... get UP!" I was soaking in the warmth of the bed, completely ignoring Kyle for his sake. I absolutely hate being woken up in the morning, so as you can see I'm not a morning person at all. I wrapped the blankets tightly around my body, but then felt them yank off and I tumbled/rolled onto the floor. "Oi! I was sleeping here!"

"Oh I'm sorry babe... now get up breakfast is ready" "You little tampon sucker" (a/n: Did you see the video of that chick?! she sucked that tampon dry!! I was like *poker face* anyway back to the story..) I stood up and fixed up my clothes also hair, because it looks like a rats nest. Walking down the stairs I smelled the most heavenly sent of all times, Pancakes.

My mouth watered instantly it just smells so fucking good! I rushed the the dining table and sat in the spot between Kyle and his brother. "It's smells good mum" I smiled, "I agree completely!" Kyle's mum came to the table with a stack of pancakes in front of her, "I'm glad you two think so, now I'll be back gotta go get my plate"

Kyle started serving himself and got, 4 then I got 3 while his brother got almost half. Before I knew it I was already eating, not scarfing it down but slowly eating it. I can't absolutely can't look like a pig. "Babe, your not gonna get any syrup?" "Nope I don't really like syrup.." He and his brother gave me a 'WTF' face and both yelled, "How the hell can you not like syrup?!"

I shrugged my shoulders "I don't fucking know that's just how I roll" Kyle nudged my arm making me completely miss the piece I was aiming for. I turned to him and he smiled eating a peice drenched in the sugary substance. I grabbed the syrup and flipped open the cap, squeezing the thick liquid all over his pancakes making them even more soggy.

"Aye! your gonna give me freaking diabetes after this meal!" I smiled and patted his head, "That's alright I'll enjoy your mum's cookies without you" He gasped and snatched the syrup out of my hands and poured the bottle out on my plate, before I could move it away. "Awww you freaking butt hole! you killed my pancakes!"

"Ha-ha I don't care suck it up and act like a man" "Whatever you freaking ass licker" I sighed and leaned my head against his shoulder. "Your adorable when you get sleepy you know that?" By the time he said that his brother had took off to meet up with his supposed girlfriend. I honestly doubt he fucking has one because he's rude as hell.

"Yes that's why you know I'm me" He sighed and hugged me tightly around my waist, "I...I don't know what I would do without you" I don't know what to say or do... man why did we get all lovey dovey all of a sudden? "Mk I'm gonna watch T.v if you need me just call" Giving him a quick Peck on the cheek I stood up and went to the living room, flipped on the T.v and switched it to MTV Girl Code.

I feel like a married fucking couple just minus the God damn dirty time. "Babe I'm gonna go meet up with Jake he keeps calling me I'll be back in a bit!" I frowned a bit, "Alright be careful" I heard the door open then shut close soon after.

"Well he left me all alone...meh whatever" I laid down to make myself more comfortable and yawned, I haven't done anything and I'm yawning? wow I'm soo lazy. My phone buzzed, and it was Crystal

Where are you? xx

At fucking Kyle's house... why? ~Boo

Turning off my phone I stood up and stretched, heading upstairs to grab my shoes. I need a snack... and I know they only have cookies for a snack so, too the store I go! I slipped on my shoes and rushed outside, heading down the street in a fast pace since it's cold and I forgot my sweater.

~*~*~*~5min*~*~*~

I'm out in the main street standing, in front of a small corner place called "Ron's Burgers". It's closed. Good thing that's not what I want! I gust of freezing air came by, "Fuck it's much colder now than before..I'm heading back now" Funny thing is it's only 3 in the afternoon, and I think I'm lost.