Holy Mother of Pancakes

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*Jazmin pov.*

I woke up around 6:15 in the morning but when I fully awoke I noticed, Kyle was hugging me my hands were on his chest and our legs were tangled together. Then a camera flash I looked up and saw crystal laughing "This young lady is going as your contact pic!" "Fuck you! It's supposed to be my job to embarrass you! not the other way around!" "Well... to late now hurry up and get dressed and what not woman" I tried to get out of Kyle's monster grip but he would only hug me tighter I sighed. "I can't! HELP! get the ice bucket! or crow bar this thing won't let go!" "oh my God you have no upper body strength at all jazz"

Crystal smacked Kyle awake then he yeld "I'm up! I'm up! stop!" I laughed and wrapped the blankets around me rolling with them to the floor with a thud. "Ow that hurt more than I thought it would" Kyle laughed and stood up "So... what time is it?" I mumbled out "I don't know! but I don't want to go to school the teachers hate me because I'm too loud!" Crystal nodded and started getting my clothes once she found some she threw them at me from where I was sitting and said "GET DRESSED!" So I told her "SHUT UP! your gonna wake everyone up!" She rolled her eyes and looked at Kyle "You too! go get your clothes and change in the bathroom!"

He put his hands up in defense and walked away slowly. Well God damn! I put on the shirt that Crystal picked and saw it was my Jack skeleton one and my pants were black. Once I finished I kicked the bathroom door and asked "Are you done yet?!?! My God! you take longer than me!" He laughed and told me "Yeah I was just waiting for you to finish..." I smiled and shoved him out closing the door as well and started fixing my self up.

"I feel like a burrito of SEXINESS!!!!" I yelled as I burst threw the door. Crystal looked at me with a weird expression on her face while Kyle only raised an eye brow. I smiled and headed out then door then ran down the stairs, Liam was up already dressed and what not. "Morning love" "Mornin!" He grabbed the keys to the car while me, Kyle and Crystal looked for our backpacks. After we got out things we headed out the door and sat in the seats then took off.

~*~*~*~10 min.*~*~*~

"ha ha ha... you jackass!" I was in class and well our tutor Rick took my phone out of my pocket and dropped it. Now the screen is badly damaged I hate him. "Oh my God I'm sorry... but I don't feel that bad..." Ugh.. Liam is gonna kill me when I get home! The bell rang which ment homeroom has begun but no one shut up or even bothered to listen to the teacher because they were to busy talking about me and Kyle since we were on a tv show saying how me and him are a couple. A girl with purple hair over heard everyone talking and came up to me and our group then asked Kyle "So you dumped for this stupid ass bitch? pff.. I have way more ass and tits than her!" I sneezed and asked "um I'm sorry but if you wanna talk crap about me feel free to say it to me and not my boyfriend." She raised a brow at me and laughed "your funny! now quit trying to act tuff your not impressing anyone"

The whole classroom got quite just to listen to us bicker. I stood up from my seat and stepped right infront of her clearly seeing the hieght gap I said "I'm sorry I couldn't quite catch that pipsqueak, now I think you should go back under your bridge the three Billy gruff goats are gonna cross over it soon" She gasped and tried to think of something to say back at me but failed and walked away.

I smiled happily and sat back down... I sure don't have a normal fucking life.. "I feel bad now..." Kyle looked at me in surprise "Really? you honestly do?" I nodded "I don't know why!" He laughed at me so I hit him playfully on his arm.

~*~*~*~aftershcool*~*~*~

My phone started to ring for the second time so I answered it, I was currently sitting in the doctors office with Zayn. The reason why is because I tripped on the fence at school while running and twisted my ankle pretty bad. "Hello?" "Why did you leave me with... him?" I laughed "Oh well you know I didn't think twisting my ankle was on my list of things to do so I did it..." Crystal sighed "Well Mr.assigned us in a group for our history project and were coming over ok? OK!" Then she clicked...such a nice friend I have..

I shoved my phone in my pocket before the doctor walked in. Then she came in, she had dark brown hair that was up in a ponytail, and hazel eyes that looked really pretty. "Hello my name is Ms. Peezzer and I'll be your doctor for today..." I waved while Zayn shook her hand "So what seems to be the problem ms..." "Oh sorry my name is Jazmin..." "OK jazmin tell me what happened?" "Well I think I twisted my ankle while I was running in p.e because I tripped on the school fence"

Then she started examining my ankle told me to go to take x-rays. "So jazmin you are going to be in cruches for a week so November 16-20" I nodded my head then she walked out to have one of the nurses get the measurements for the cruches.

~*~*~*~At home*~*~*~

"I hate these stupid things!!!!! Why can't I just walk normally!!!" I was trying to walk to the kitchen but my under arms kept hurting so much and I almost fall in every step. Harry was laughing in the corner of the couch Niall was trying to make sure I don't fall while the rest of them were recording. "You know when we were leaving the hospital she kept stopping every 5min." "Shut up Zayn you try walking in these!" They should have gave me a wheelchair!!

"Jesus Christ!! I don't want them I'm just gonna walk normal!! the doctors are milking it on purpose!" I put my foot down and walked a few steps "on second thought... nevermind it hurts like hell." I tried reaching for the oreos but I couldn't because I felt like I was gonna fall so Niall grabbed them for me. I smiled and said thanks the hopped my way to the couch and plopped my self down once I tossed the sticks on the floor.

We were all watching Nightmare on Elm street so I guess it a movie night ... and another day not doing homework. Kyle was sitting next to me while I had my legs on his lap turns out he lives only two streets away from me. I can't believe I hadn't noticed till now my god I suck as a girlfriend. I hate scary movies especially the jump scares when it happens I scraem. Just then a jump scare comes on and "Ahhh! screw you guys I'm going to bed!"

Crystal looks at me and says "No stay! it's movie night! please!" "Why??? you know I hate scary stuff most of the time..." "If I'm watching it you have No choice but to stay" I huffed and sat back down Screw you Freddy cuger! even though I think your pretty cool...

~*~*~*after movie!!!~*~*~

"Find a happy place find a happy place...I hate you guys." Louis came up to me and patted my back "we love you too Jazmin" "Well looks like I'm going to bed even though it's like only eight o'clock so of you need me you know where I'm at.." I hopped to the stairs and stopped "Wait... how am I supposed to go up the stairs with these?" Crystal and Harry shrugged while Louis watched Oreo chase his tail don't ask why and Liam came to help with Kyle.

"Never again... never again am I letting you two help me up the stairs!" "what why?!?" "what do you mean why! it felt like you almost dropped me!" Liam smiled and Kyle gave me a kissy face I stuck my tounge out at both of them and hopped away. I slowly made it to my room and kicked the door open with one of my crutches then shut it once I stepped inside. "Why... why do I have to be in these death traps!" I made my way to the bed and sat down kicking my shoe's off in comfort and elevating my jacked up ankle so I could heal 'faster'.

I switched on the t.v. quickly changing the channel to Netflix so I can watch The Walking Dead. I started playing season 2 episode 13 and not long after there was a knock on the door. "come in" The door opened and in came Kyle smiling like the big doof he is "So..how are you feeling babe?" I looked at him and shrugged "I could be worse..." He sighed and came towards me then plopped himself on top of me.

I groaned "get off you weigh a ton..". He mumbled something in which I'm assuming is a no so I started to mess with his hair. We stayed like that for at least 5 minutes or so until he got off and laid himself next to me on the other side of the bed. "I love you jazmin... the day I asked you out I was so happy you said yes I felt like I could have just died right there and then because my life was..." "Complete." The smile he had on his face grew even wider than I could have imagine mine was also the same. Next thing I knew we were leaning closer and closer to each other and bam we almost in hardcore kiss, which I didn't know I could do that since you know I'm new at this. The kiss though only lasted the max a minute or so bit it felt like an hour.

He wrapped his arm around my shoulder so I laid my head against his shoulder and soon dozed off to a happy slumber.

(HOLLY CRAP!!!! it's been like over a month since I last updated huh? well I'm super sorry it took me forever... please forgive me! I thought this chapter was good... oh and the crutches part... Yeah that actually happened to me I just got out of them not too long ago... so Yeah! Toodles for now!!!! ~J)

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