Cancer Crew Shit

Pussy, pussy, pussy, can't you read? (Joji)

Ah Halloween, only time of year you can dress up and no one will judge you.
You, yourself quite enjoyed halloween!
An old friend of yours had flew down to New York to meet up with some friends, luckily you were invited.
His name was Ian, you knew him before you moved from California to New York.
He came to your apartment to meet up, when you let him in he was dressed in a green morph suit and red shorts?

"Hey Y/N! Long time no see!" He came in for a hug.

"Ian what the fuck are you wearing?" You laughed.

"It's better that's kept a mystery." He rubbed his head sheepishly.

You invited him in and went to get into costume.
Putting on your pirate costume, you walked I to the living room.

"So who's gonna be there?" You said putting in your hoop earrings.

"Oh just the boys." He shrugged.

"Is George gonna be there?" You blushed a bit.

"Mhm, say you have a thing for the Jap don't ya? I see you blushing." He teased.

"Shut up cunt! Let's just go." You laughed nervously.

You guys hailed a cab and went to the pub.
Paying the driver and hopping out and towards the building.
He looked around until you two were called over to a booth.

"Ian looking fuckin fine as evah!" Max slurred waving around a bottle of beer.

Ian reintroduced you to his friends.
Max was already drunk, his words all slurred.
Chad had a couple beers and Joji was drunk, just not as visibly as Max.

"So this is Y/N-" Ian started before he was cut off.

"We already know who she is you gay retard." Joji smirked.

"Oh okay, I thought you might not be able to see cause of your jap eyes." Ian taunted.

The boys were poking fun at eachother, you sat in the booth laughing to yourself.

"I see you're a fucking pussy tonight, George." Ian smirked.

"Well you know what they say. You are what you eat." He then turned and winked at you.

Holy shit, your face went red.
Your stomach was in a knot.
Did he really wink? Was there something in his eye? Did a light shine at him?
You tried to process this but your train of thought stopped when Max volunteered to buy you a drink.

"No Maxipad, I've got it covered." Joji stood up and took you over to the bar.

He bought you and himself a couple drinks, he kept popping sexual innuendos into your conversation.
You tried to ignore it, but still found your face quite red.
The night progressed, he kept trying to get you away from the other boys so he could keep his flirting up.
You two got separated from the others at some point in the night.

He leaned in close to you, "Maybe I could do something Arrr rated to you." He tried his best pirate impression.

"Well if you are what you eat, you better be damn good at eating it~" You flirted back at him.

That was it, you two were out of there.
He took you home that night.

You woke up sore and with a hangover.
Your phone going off didn't help your headache.
You checked a group chat on your phone, the boys kept cheering you two on and typing about how he got some mad pussy that night.
You just shut off your phone and went back to sleep next to your favourite pussy.

//This was kinda off the top of my head so I'm sorry if this is really bad! I might write some smut if you guys want, pls leave a comment if you have any requests!//