Boondocks One Shots

7 for 27.50 Sale

"Jazmine. If you drag me to another store-" Huey groaned.

"Last one Huey! Please!" Jazmine whined. Putting her hands together in a pleading motion.

Huey rolled his eyes. He hates when she does that to him. He would do anything for her, she knows that. And she takes it to her advantage. Not sinisterly of course, she is too naive to think of something like that.

"Fine. I'm serious, I'm done after this. My legs are killing me." Huey said with no emotion. As usual.

"Yay!" She smiled as she hurried to Victoria's Secret, Pink. Huey stopped at the entrance and folded his arms. Jazmine looked behind her to notice he wasn't following her anymore.

"Huey? What's wrong?"

"I'm not going in there." He assured. His scowl intense.

Jazmine pouted her lips. "Please! It's their 7 for 27.50$ sale! You have to help me pick out some!"

Huey scowled and shook his head. "No."

Jazmine walked up to him and stared into his deep maroon eyes. "Come onnnn...." she lured in a sing song tone and tugged him by his hand.

Huey looked down at the intertwined hands and pressed his lips together. Reluctantly, he followed inside the pink store. Where other women were also there raiding the underwear drawers. Jazmine was content. She finally got her best friend to shop with her. He never does that. They've been friends since they were ten and this is the first time they've ever went shopping together, it was one for the scrapbooks! I have to remind myself to take a picture before we leave.

Jazmine eagerly skipped to the drawers and turned to Huey who was clearly unamused. "Okay! So you have the thongs, cheeksters, boy shorts, bikinis, and hipsters! I personally love cheeksters and hipsters. Wink wink, Christmas is around the corner." Jazmine playfully hinted and winked at Huey who rolled his eyes.

"I don't understand why women go through all the trouble of getting underwear. No matter what kind you get men will only see it is underwear." Huey said as he examined the girls rushing around the store.

Jazmine gasped, "Huey you will not speak of such things while we are in this store."

She turned around and began to look at the hipsters. It was close to Christmas and they had new designs for the holidays. "Omg! Huey look at this one!!" Jazmine squealed. It was all pinks and had in white cursive on the back "Let it Snow."

Huey rose his eyebrow, "is that supposed to be an innuendo?"

Jazmine cocked her head to the side and looked at the underwear again. "Huey! You have a disturbed mind!" Now disgusted by the underwear choice she threw them back in the drawer and began searching for others.

Huey sighed as he waited and examined Jazmine from behind. Her curvy figure caught his eyes and he rose his eyebrow.

Jazmine swiftly turned back to face him, disturbing his trance. "Okay. I know you'll love these!" She showed him a pair of cheekies that was all black and seamless with gold bold writing, "Power."

Huey nodded his head and shrugged, "Not bad." Jazmine shot him the cutest smile and he felt himself shift his head to the side. Examining her beautiful face. "What?" She questioned, Following his eyes.

Huey shook his head, "I thought I saw something on your face." He confessed. Jazmine frowned and wiped the corners of her mouth quickly, "Nothing there?"

Huey shook his head and returned to his boring scowl. Jazmine shrugged happily and began to search through the drawers again.

Huey took a deep breath and saw an employee approach them. "Hi guys! Find everything okay?" She questioned with a smile. Huey smirked at her slyly causing the girl to blush. Jazmine noticed this and cringed her eyebrows. "Yeah. We're good thanks."