Boondocks One Shots

Group Chat Pt. 2

Group chat Squad

Jazmine: Guys. What did we have for homework in Mr. Ames class?

Huey: You should have been paying attention.

Jazmine: well I would have been paying attention if a certain somebody would have stopped doing that thing that he knows I love that he does. 😒

Caesar: That was too long to read.

Cindy: Huey a freak on the low low.

Hiro: You guys actually do stuff during class? 😳

Riley: Fuck yea dey do! Don't you be hearin Jazz moanin sumtimes??

Huey: That's enough.

Hiro: that's gross.

Caesar: 😮 Jazmine. How could you do such a thing? I thought you were innocent?

Huey: The last thing that girl is, is innocent.

Jazmine: HUEY! Caesar I am innocent 😞

Riley: Lies. I bet yo p**** s bigger than the Grand Canyon

Cindy: 😭😂

Huey: Cindy, don't make me talk about you.

Cindy: 😕😒

Riley: Murph, you be gettin down like dat?! 👀

Caesar: Actually she does. Pretty low 😏

Cindy: Shut the fuck up or I'll make sure you won't be able to take a shit for a week.

Caesar: 🤐

Huey: Caesar and I caught her give services to Hiro in the cafeteria during sixth period.

Hiro: 😬

Jazmine: CINDY!!!

Cindy: YOU ARE DEAD HUEY. YOU WONT FEEL YOUR TOES WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU

Huey: You don't scare me.

Riley: Shit. Didn't know you was about that...

Cindy: i was slipped sum laced ass weed. 🙄

Hiro: You lying.

Cindy: I was tho

Hiro: Uh...you weren't acting like you were high. Let alone your shit laced up.

Cindy: I...was...laced.

Hiro: Okay. 🤥

Cindy: 😡

Huey: Stop texting me. I'm in class.

Riley: Then put on Don't Disturb dumb ass.

Jazmine: Huey can you take me home?

Caesar: Huey text us. Don't be an ass.

Cindy: Huey always been an ass 🙄

Hiro: Don't get mad at Huey because your little secret got out.

Cindy: STFU

Jazmine: Huey! Answer me.

Caesar: He ain't gonna answer Jazz.

Riley: Fuck that nigga. He no fun anyway

Jazmine: I need a ride :(

Hiro: Huey said he was in class anyway.

Caesar: ...I'll take you.

Jazmine: Aw thanks Caes :)

Riley send separate message to Huey.

Riley: Aye Caesar trynna swoop ya girl.

Huey: What?

Riley: He takin her home 😏

Huey: Why didn't she ask me?

Riley: Because yo ass put on do not disturb in the group chat.

Huey: You told me to do that

Riley: Shut up nigga an get cho girl befo she clap ankles wit the Jamaican nigga.

Squad: Group Chat

Hiro: How do you know though??

Cindy: BECAUSE SUPERMAN WILL KILL EVERYBODY!! THE NIGGA IS FUCKIN EVERYTHIN PROOF!!

Riley: Hit that nigga wit Kryptonite an it's a wrap 😴

Huey: Jazmine

Jazmine: What?

Cindy: Good luck trynna get cho hands in dat 🤔

Huey: Did you want to tell me something?

Jazmine: ....uhm...no?

Hiro: Well every villain as managed to get his hands on some so...

Huey: It says on the past messages that you need a ride home.

Jazmine: Oh! Well I don't need you anymore. Caesar is going to take me home.

Huey: no. I'll take you home.

Caesar: Nah it's cool bro. I'll take her home.

Huey: Jazmine, do you want me to pick you up right now?

Jazmine: Uh...

Caesar: Jazmine meet me at the front.

Jazmine: FORGET IT ILL TAKE THE BUS

Hiro: Uhm... so nobody know that homework for Mr. Ame's class?