gold medals ● yuri on ice one-shots

4. Are we?

A/N:
This is a bit cracky lolol, and only one person would do that. Guess who it is, i'll wait.

It's me, smxrtypants

Summary:
AU-ish, Phichit needs to know the details of Viktuuri's relationship.

{cracky}

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"YUUUUUUUUUUUUURI~"

Yuuri Katsuki flinched at his friends loud voice over the phone, almost causing him to drop his phone. "What is it?" Yuuri questioned, his voice sounding irritated. "I saw that." Phichit Chulanont was smirking satisfied, and Yuuri could feel it in his veins, but why did he sound so satisfied? What did he see?

"What did you see, exactly?"

"The kissssssssss~"

Yuuri gasped, slightly blushing, but managed to keep his voice cool. "Yeah. You were there. You saw it. Why are you calling?" He questioned calmly. "Well, i couldn't congratulate you there. So i'm doing it now." Phichit cooed.

"Who's calling?" Viktor Nikiforov, his coach mouthed. "Phichit." Yuuri mouthed back, gesturing to Viktor that he should shut up. Viktor just shrugged and contineud to watch the others doing their program on the tv that was in the 'rest room' or something like that.

"I take that you two are official. Details please." Phichit demanded. Yuuri was caught off guard by this, what the heck was Phichit talking about? This was going beyond his knowledge. "Details of what exactly?" Yuuri asked, looking around him to check if nobody was watching him.

"Um, just details of your relationship with Viktor. I mean c'mon, like did you two kiss again, hugs.... That kind of stuff. It's what friends do........" Phichit explained, trailing off. "Ha ha, Phichit seriously what is this nonsense?" Yuuri was really confused.

"Awww, you're so shy~ You're even denying stuff, it means you two are official dating!" Phichit concluded, squealing. "Don't be shy Yuuri, it's okay, i fully support and accept you even though you are dating your coach." Phichit was truly enjoying this, wasn't love such an amazing thing?

"But seriously, how is he?"

"What the actual heck do you mean?" Yuuri was really confused. "You're going crazy from your nervousness that you won't be able to get into the grand-prix, aren't you?"

"Yes, but whatever. How is he in the bed?"

Yuuri dropped his phone. He now understood what Phichit was trying to make clear.

Nonononononononononono.

Yuuri quickly picked up his phone. "NO!" He screamed, earning attention from the people around him, including Viktor. "I'm not, w-we're not d-doing a-anything, Phichit, i think you got this, t-this wrong!"

"Sure~" Phichit cooed, smirking at his phone.

"Phichit p-please! You got this wrong! We're not doing anything! I promise!" Yuuri begged for Phichit to believe him. "We're not even in a relationship, i think!"

"Is Katsuki okay?" Emil questioned - a skater - tilting his head. "What the heck is that guy talking about?" Seung – also a skater – questioned as well. "He was talking about a relationship, does he have a girlfriend or something?" Michele – also a skater – concluded. "Does he?" Sala, his sister asked for a clarification.

"There's no way Katsuki has a lover lol." JJ – the canadian skater - commented. "Have you seen that loser?"

"He's not a loser." Viktor gritted his teeth.

"OOooh~ Is Nikiforov getting protective?"

(a/n: forgive me jj, i love you, truly, i was a fool when i wrote this)

"You're getting all flustered Yuuri, i wonder why that is..." Phichit trailed off. "Phichit, i repeat, i would never engage in actions such as these, atleast, not for now." Yuuri sternly pointed out. "Not now huh? Have you ever wondered how it would be?" Phichit couldn't help himself, he had to tease the heck out of Yuuri.

"Phichit!" Yuuri scolded, his face reddening even more. "We're just friends!"

"Yeah, i kiss my friends to, on the lips. I do that all the time. Yup." Phichit commented, obviously sarcastic.

"That kiss ment nohting! Atleast, i think so."

Phichit face-palmed. "How stupid can you get?"

"Well you're the idiot here! You thought Viktor and i were dating!" Yuuri exclaimed, a little too loud. The others stared at him. "Okay i'm really confused!" Sala commented. "Are Nikiforov and Katsuki dating?" JJ questioned.

"YOu tWo ArE DaTiNG!" Phichit screamed in the phone. Yuuri was really confused, did he miss something?

"Viktor, are we dating?"

"What?" Viktor replied.

Yuuri returned to his phone. "He said 'what?', Phichit. Do you know what that means?"

"No no no Yuuri, that doesn't mean anything."

"Oh? So the kiss didn't mean anything then too."

"No! That's not what i ment, he has to answer with 'yes' or 'no'. Actually. He can only reply with 'yes'. Ask him again." Phichit explained.

"Viktor, are we dating? You can only answer with 'yes'." Yuuri questioned, his eyes standing innocently. "Uh, well then, yes?" Viktor answered, even though it sounded much more like a question. "Okay, thanks for you input Viktor." Yuuri quickly thanked Viktor.

"He said 'yes'." Yuuri said to Pichit through the phone. "Great! Call me when juicy stuff happens!" Phichit smiled, satisfied.

"I have no idea what that means. But i take you want details."

"Exactly Yuuri, have fun with your lover~" Phichit hung up on Yuuri.

JJ gaped at Yuuri. "Are, are you two dating? Wow, what have i missed?"

"I think that's pretty clear that they're dating." Seung commented.

"Awww that's so cute." Emil awwwed. "I hope you two have a wonderful relationship."

"Yuuri, you sure are something." Viktor chuckled, he didn't mind dating Yuuri at all. "What does that mean?" Yuuri questioned, looking terrified.

"What did Phichit say exactly, Yuuri?"

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A/N:
I couldn't help myself

-Sam