A/N:
Yo it's smxrtypants in da house.
im bored, so imme make some random short stories
Summary:
I litteraly just said that i'm just gonna write random stories in one chap without having an actual idea in my head.
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"Starting today, i'm gonna be your coach."
Yuuri Katsuki gasped at Viktor Nikiforov, did he just suggest he was going to be his coach? No way! This was...
This was such a shame because he stopped ice-skating :/
"Sorry dude......... but i stopped ice-skating, so yeah...." Yuuri trailed off.
"Wut?"
"Yeah sorry, i just copied your routine for a friend of mine." Yuuri explained, his lips in a tight line. Viktor sighed.
"Yeah, sorry that you came all the way here for nothing, i'm truly flattered though." Yuuri apologized. "Enjoy the hot springs though." he added. "And i can see your d, so you might as well get back in the water."
"Whatever."
"Seconded, anyway i'm gonna play with your dog."
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((I got inspired to write this one by ig))
Hmmm, somebody copied his routine, interesting, it seemed to be trending, that person must be good, he clicked on the video.
Ah darn it, bad wifi! Viktor sighed and waited a couple seconds before the video would play.
Instead, he got the 'sorry, not available in your country :('
The end.
RIP.
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"Viktor, why do you have my wallet? And why are you smiling like that?" Yuuri questioned, tilting his head at the grinning man in front of him. "Hmmm~ Yuuri isn't it time you pay my coaching fee?" He cooed, inching closer to Yuuri.
"Oh." Yuuri had forgotten about that, he had so much fun with Viktor that he forgot the fact he was his coach. "Uh yeah, can you give me my wallet? And not steal it next time." Yuuri asked, taking his wallet from Viktor.
"Viktor why is there a ring in my wallet?" Yuuri asked, when opening his wallet. He looked up to see Viktor on his knees, grabbing his hand.
"Yuuri Katsuki, i really don't like your last name, will you change it to Nikirofov?"
"You didn't answer my question Viktor, why is there a ring in my wallet?" Yuuri ignored Viktor's question.
"I honestly have no idea." Viktor replied, he took out another ring from his pocket.
"What."
"What."
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"Yuuri, can we adopt-"
"No, Viktor."
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A/N:
Why am i like this?
-Sam who is going to watch the dub bc it is a+
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Fanfiction❝ no tale is more compelling than one that never ends ❞ one-shots dedicated to our favourite ice-skating losers. [updates whenever the authors feel like it; deal with it] © ladytective © it's_nusa_obviously
