10:21am - Holy crap 6 hours of sleep was slap, s/o to Jo Jo and Max for falling asleep in the Skype call
Dude my dad got us some McDonalds biscuits and oh my gosh have you ever had a McDonalds chicken biscuit? I haven't until like fifteen minutes ago but it was slap.
6:04pm - WOW! I have WALKING PNEUMONIA! That's not slap, but it IS slap, because I get to miss school! Also, I get to take steroids so that'll be lit.
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Harrison's Slap Life
MizahNot an ironic copy of "Allie's Great Depression," or, "Jinx's depressing life," or whatever.
