Bitch fight

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'shit.'

I fumbled around blindly, trying to work out who's naked body was pressed up against mine. Luckily- or maybe not so luckily- Pippa flicked on the light switch. I turned around and breathed a sigh of relief as it was only Alex.

'What. Is. Going. On?' Pippa whispered angrily, giving me the biggest bitch face she could muster.

'Chill.-'

'Chill? Is that what you just said? Chill?! How can I 'chill' when you're naked in bed with the guy who made you cry for days?'

'Relax will you? Even if I had slept with him- which I haven't- it's my decision, you can't choose everything for me Pippa.'

I was sick of her. She seemed to think that just because someone made ONE tiny mistake, that they were always going to be a bad person. Alex was living proof that even if someone did do something wrong, they could fix it, if they really wanted to.

'Why are you so against me? All I'm trying to do is stop you getting hurt and you just shout at me. You know what? I'm done with you, Al. I can't keep doing this, I can't keep helping you for you to just lash out at me. So go. Go with Alex, but don't come crawling back to me when it all comes crashing down. Oh and, I've already saved you the hassle of awkwardly 'ending' things with Jensen, I called him last night when I saw you and Alex 'cuddling' and told him that you don't need him anymore, that you've moved on.'

'You're such a fucking bitch Pippa, I hope you know that. Why do you have to ruin everything? The only reason Alex and I were cuddling was because he'd been crying and then he told me he was sorry for being such a dick so I started crying and he was just trying to calm me down. I'm so sick of this, just get out already. I can't stand the sight of you anymore Pippa.'

'Fine, if that's really how you feel then I hope Alex cheats on you with a model.'

'You're just pathetic, get out of my flat.'

'Gladly.'

And with that, she left, slamming the door melodramatically behind her. I was glad to be rid of her to be honest, she always ruined every good thing I had in life. Once I was sure she wasn't loitering outside, I  returned to my room and cuddled back up with Alex.

After a few hours in bed, I decided to get up and sort out all of Pippa's stuff so I could pack it into boxes and get rid of it as soon as possible. Once I was done, I trekked to the kitchen to make something to eat for Alex and myself. I dug some eggs and bacon out of the fridge and pulled the biggest frying pan off the rack. As I was cooking them, Alex strolled up behind me and snaked his arms around my waist. I turned my head and kissed his cheek before pushing him away jokingly and ordering him to get plates and cutlery. He complied and once I was done we sat down, me on his knee, and tucked into our 'brunch'.

'Where's Pippa?' he asked, through a mouthful of food. I raised my eyebrow before replying.

'She's moved out, we had a fight while you were asleep and I kicked her out.'

'What were you fighting about?'

'She got pissy with me cause she thought I fucked you.'

'it's fine love, she's probably just jealous,' he winked at me, smirking.

'Why would she be jealous?' I retorted, sending a wink and smirk back to his shocked face.

'Now you're done being offended, come help me get rid of all this tacky stuff.' I nodded my head in the direction of the multiple boxes filled to the brim with Pippa's crap.

Together we heaved all the heavy boxes to the door before calling Pippa and informing her that all of her stuff was packed and ready to go. Once she had taken it all, Al and I decided to settle down, watch some crappy telly and cuddle. Perfect.

(A/N) I would like to thank daisy for the moral support she has shown to me its inspirational ty dearie and ty for putting up with me and the godforsaken hour xo

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