A Vampire Wonderland

Chapter ten

i'm living at my grandpa's house. its a little beat up from eggs being thrown at it. and we found a family of racoons in my new rooms closet. and a dead possum under the couch. so while the pest control people are doing their job we are staying at a days in hotel. they have a nice pool. and Owl and May's house is just down the block so thats nice. me and May are sort of seeing eachother. ya.

"hey Al so what else have i missed?"

"umm... taylor swift got dumped"

"ya well tell me something that never usually happens!!! and if you say she wrote a song about it so help me god"

"haha ok... umm... the Bombers lost"

"ok you are no help none of this is news!"

"grandpa you are the best"

then we shared a smile.

"how about we go get a bite to eat. Chinese sound alright?"

"ya sounds great"

"alright. hey do you want to see if Owl and May want to come with? they seem like really neat kids. i am glad to know that you know how to pick friends"

"no. i just got you back and i want some just you and me time before i get back to my social-ness"

"aww your so sweet you little brat"

so we went out to get Chinese. i ordered fried rice with a side of soup. my grandpa ordered spiced chicken, fried rice, and soup. must be kind of hungry. i can't imagine having to hunt for food. nut he probably had the other blood suckers scramble for him.

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i am sitting at home. well, our hotel room. probably doing the saddest thing a 17 year old super spirit can do. i am watching spongebob. yep you read me right. spongebob. and i am laughing. i am just figuring out how dirty spongebob can be. here let me explain.

1- spongebob. he is a super absorbant sponge, living in bikini bottom.

2- mr. krabbs. living in bikini bottom. if you can't figure it out then research.

3- sandy cheeks. i do not need to go any furthur.

4- squidward. look at his nose. you figure it out.

and there are also some dirty jokes here and there.

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May had given me her number so we could call and text eachother. all her idea but hey, its kinda nice. i also got Owls number. i got the most kind text from him. let me show you,

-hey just want to let you know that if you hurt my sister then you are dead to me. but seriously though, wanna come over and play x-box?

i just said ok. i know how much that bugs him.

oh just got a text from May,

-hey Al whats up?

-meh nothin' what about you?

-nothing

-cool

-wanna hang out this friday?

-ya sure what time?

-around 3

-k i will pick you up at 3 friday

-k awesome see you then bye :*

-see you then bye ;)

and that is how we text. that is how every couple, should text. much easier. much much easier.

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i think i should get a job. i feel bad. my grandpa is retired and the goverment doesnèt give him enough money that he needs since he disappered. well now he is back. and the goverment thinks he might be a threat. well, he was but not anymore!

ok back on track. i have an interview for working at the apple store back in Winnipeg. i would have to drive there and back everyday after school. sure the gas would cost money but the paycheck would be worth it. if i get the job then i would be getting 250$ every two weeks. pretty awesome. i would to anyhting for my grandpa. and he said i could use his car so, that saves about 9 000$. i am actually going in about ten minutes so, talk to you then.

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i am in the waiting room. i am actually not nervous at all. oh just got a text from Owl:

-hey man wanna come over and train? you may have defeted the 2nd most powerful blood sucker in the world and the most pwerful was you grandfather but you could work on a few things

-oh gee thanks sounds fun but i am at a job interview right now

-oh fun what job is it for?

-apple

-oh nice

-ya

-wearing a suit?

-sort of

-what do you mean sort of???

-i mean i am wearing dress pants and a tie

-no shirt??? dude bad choice

-i am wearing a shirt

-oh phew

-haha well got to go bye see you tomorrow?

-yep that works see ya then

and that was the end of it. again, if people texted like this, and took like 5 minutes, the world would e a much easier place.

"umm Mr. Wonder?"

"ya thats me"

"alright Mr. Gilstein is ready to see you know"

"alright thanks"

and in i went.