I'm a teacher and I want to pass out homework because I hate my students huuhhh
I'm a teacher and I want a full time job that doesnt involve idiots huuuhhh
Teacher: You came here to learn!
No I came here to see my friends.
(All the following were actually said in my classes)
Teacher: Stop sleeping in class!
Student: Then tell the school board to start school later.
Teacher: Go get a temporary ID!
Student: Why? Nobody cares anyway?
Teacher: Well then I guess you don't care about a detention.
Student: You suck at teaching!
Teacher: I'm not the one who sucks at paying attention.
Student: Why do we have to learn this we are never going to use it in our jobs anyway?
Teacher: I doubt you'll get a job.
Teacher: What's the answer to problem 5?
Student: I don't know your the teacher.
Student: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know? Can you answer the problem?
Student: I don't know can you make my math homework commit suicide it has to many problems.
