Strong language
Douche: *says something mean*
I met a lot of pricks but you sir/ma'am, are a fucking cactus.
The Roast Book
Table of contents-
Because why not
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For a guy
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For a friend
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For girls with weave
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For girls with fake eyebrows
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For guy friends who cant get dates
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Clowns
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For restaurants
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Hillary Clinton
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Donald Trump
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For jocks
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Names
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Anime
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Comebacks
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For a friend
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For a friend
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Teachers
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For a friend
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For a friend
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Update(please read)
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Yo mom
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For someone I know
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For orchestra people
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For choir people
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My teacher is savage
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For a teacher
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For a douche
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For a douche
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Savage
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I love you..
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AAHHH
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If only
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Pricks vs Cactus
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For popular people
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Holy cow
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