My name is Christian but I'm atheist huuuhhh
My name is Nicholas and I hate Santa huuuhhhh
My name is Matthew and I like rugs not mats huuuhhh
My name is Mark and I never make the bullseye huuuhhh
My name is Danielle and my name isn't unique anymore huuuuhhhh
My name is Olivia and I have so many nicknames I don't know my real name huuuhhhh
My name is Jazmine but my friends call me Jazzy and I hate jazz music huuhhh
My name is May and I was born in Novmeber huuuhhhh
My name is Luke and I hate star wars huuuhhh
My name is Luke and the force wasnt with me huuuhhh
(Credit to @OneLittleKill)
My name is Jake and I don't have state farm huuhhh
My name is Donald but I voted for Clinton huuuhh
