Your mom so fat even Naruto can't believe it!
Your mother so stupid she tried to buy tickets for XBOX live.
Your momma so ugly even covergirl can't cover her face.
Your mom so fat when she falls it causes earthquakes in China.
Your mom so fake she has a label that says made in China.
Your momma so stupid she thought she got hit by a parked car.
Your momma so ugly even Adele won't say hello to her.
Your momma so ugly that when she goes to the beach the ocean won't wave at her.
Your mom so fat that surfers can ride her fat rolls.
